Chinwag Thread

[nicky12]

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office.

"Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."

"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Mr. Haroldson replied. "I hung him up to dry." (w00t) (w00t)

 

[Jazzys dad]

What do you call a drowning man?

Bob!!

 

[bertha]

It gets worse. lol (w00t)

Good advice. Never fart while wearing a plastic mac. :teehee:

 

[Painted Lady]

I made a wig out of bum hair...bloody thing kept blowing off :teehee:

 

[Jazzys dad]

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

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Dug!

 

[hely]

what do you call a man that stands inbetween 2 houses?

Ally :teehee:

 

[hely]

Things Men Know About Women

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10. THEY HAVE BOOBS.

 

[hely]

A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. "What's the matter with me?" he asks the doctor.

The doctor replies, "You're not eating properly."

 

[hely]

2 bags of crisps are walking done the road, a policeman pulls up beside them and asks "do you want a lift?", they both reply

"sorry mate, were walkers!!"

 

[nicky12]

2 bags of crisps are walking done the road, a policeman pulls up beside them and asks "do you want a lift?", they both reply
"sorry mate, were walkers!!"

ok il give you that one is good :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: