Chinwag Thread

[hely]

I walked passed the fridge last night and thought I heard a red onion singing Bee Gee's songs but when I opened the door it was just a chive talking....

 

[bertha]

HHnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! :teehee:

 

[hely]

oh come on Anne..its gotta be worth a laugh (w00t)

 

[bertha]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[hely]

Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on :blink:

 

[hely]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

thats more like it :teehee:

 

[~Sarah~]

Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on :blink:

:thumbsup: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[meddling]

-_-

 

[bertha]

Toilet humour. lol (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[hely]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

 

[hely]

There's no future in time travel

 

[hely]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

 

[bertha]

Where there's muck there's brass. How come we aren't rich with all the dog shit we shovel or collect in poo bags????????????

 

[hely]

(w00t) (w00t)

 

[bertha]

A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and

asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley with

a large tank full of various species, and the man examines the dishes.

"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please"

says the man. "An excellent choice, they have a delicate, mild

flavour." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"

A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the

chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.

Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear

running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the

heart to kill the squid.

"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out

"Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the

kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the

dishwasher. Hans, kill that little green squid with the hairy lip!"

The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon

the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives

a little cry.

"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his

lower lip trembling.

"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show.

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That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy

lip squid!"

 

[hely]

Oh Anne...thats truely shocking.... (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[bertha]

It's a real groan one isn't it???????? :wacko:

 

[hely]

What do you call a lady that stands in the distance ??....................

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..........DOT :teehee:

 

[nicky12]

What do you call a lady that stands in the distance ??.....................

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..........DOT :teehee:

IM LOOSING THE WILL TO LIVE HERE :-

 

[bertha]

Big groan. :blink: