Where Do We Stand With The Law

[midlanderkeith]

:lol:   bent double with arthurpiginritus some days i am Dana, hump on my back, teeth gone hair gone bells palsy, bunions poor eyesight, one retained testacle, mind gone, on a zimmer, just get out there and enjoy,

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What a Stud Muffin. :wub:

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:lol: forgot to mention, varicose veins up t piles :lol:

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Stop, stop!! Tell me no more, I'm getting all hot and bothered. (w00t)

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hands off girls! its me he wants to ride him round the fields (w00t)

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:lol: and i bet youve got the saddlebags to do it :lol:

 

[hely]

He's mine i tell you..............he's mine (w00t)

 

[dana]

lol oh yes keith i have and dont u forget it (w00t)

hely outside handbags at 50 paces

 

[hely]

ya really dont wanna mess with me dana...............im 26 stone with a powerful right hook :- "

(mmm dont think so) (w00t)

 

[Evie]

lol oh yes keith i have and dont u forget it  (w00t)
hely outside handbags at 50 paces 

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Whilst you two are drawing handbags at dawn I'll be sneaking off with the stud muffin .... might be a slow escape though considering his bunions, zimmer frame etc! :- "

 

[dana]

lol oh yes keith i have and dont u forget it  (w00t)
hely outside handbags at 50 paces 

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Whilst you two are drawing handbags at dawn I'll be sneaking off with the stud muffin .... might be a slow escape though considering his bunions, zimmer frame etc! :- "

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damn it i knew i had forgotten somthing :blink:

 

[hely]

yeah well you have to find him first.............i've got him locked away in my shed........................gonna use him as my slave (w00t) (w00t) got the whip ready and waiting (w00t)

sorry ladies :- "

 

[dana]

lol how big is keith head gonna be now (w00t) 3 foxy ladies fighting over him....

 

[midlanderkeith]

lol how big is keith head gonna be now  (w00t) 3 foxy ladies fighting over him....

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Gimmee a good owd Margaret rutherfold film, a mug of bengers in bed fer 10, thats me happy

keith x

 

[hely]

who the bloody hell is margaret rutherwhatshername (w00t)

 

[Evie]

who the bloody hell is margaret rutherwhatshername (w00t)

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Sounds like whilst we've been fighting over him he's run off with another woman. The Cheek!! :rant:

(And to add insult to injury, nine of her mates as well!)

 

[hely]

PMSL....................cheeky beggar.............he doesn't know what he's missing (w00t) :teehee: