The Most Functional English Word

[Paws123]

shit head

 

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that background resembles someones dog walk :- "

 

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[Karen-Coral]

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Nice to see Abbey get some for her mums rhubarb!!!!!!!

personally i prefer Custard on mine ---lol

bit cack handed

Steve

 

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Nice to see Abbey get some for her mums rhubarb!!!!!!!

personally i prefer Custard on mine ---lol

bit cack handed

Steve

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thought it was Maurices mrs out on a walk with him and quicksilver only a joke maurice (w00t)

 

[GRAHAM PEM]

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Nice to see Abbey get some for her mums rhubarb!!!!!!!

personally i prefer Custard on mine ---lol

bit cack handed

Steve

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thought it was Maurices mrs out on a walk with him and quicksilver only a joke maurice (w00t)

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I AM SURE MAURICE WILL C THE FUNNY SIDE OF IT LINDA.

 

[weathergirls]

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Nice to see Abbey get some for her mums rhubarb!!!!!!!

personally i prefer Custard on mine ---lol

bit cack handed

Steve

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thought it was Maurices mrs out on a walk with him and quicksilver only a joke maurice (w00t)

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I AM SURE MAURICE WILL C THE FUNNY SIDE OF IT LINDA.

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I'm sure he will and if he doesn't welllll [SIZE=14pt]TUFF SHIT[/SIZE] o (w00t)

 

[Paws123]

dog poo

video so funny

 

[Paws123]

new post-it note

 

[Paws123]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes life 100%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

and

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far

A R S E K I S S I N G

1 18 19 5 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 121%

will take you.

 

[Vicky]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? What makes life 100%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

and

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far

A R S E K I S S I N G

1 18 19 5 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 121%

will take you.

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That's about right :lol:

 

[Paws123]

:thumbsup:

 

[Paws123]

Management Lessons

...bored again :- " -_-

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped a load of hot, steaming dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of shit, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung. The cat promptly dug the bird out, killed him and ate him.

Management Lesson: Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend. And when you're warm and happy in your pile of shit, keep your mouth shut!

 

[Paws123]

Management Lesson 2

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The Hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. Promptly, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

 

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Management Lesson 2
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions." The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The Hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. Promptly, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

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Brilliant