Now I Know Im Mad........

[meddling]

i reckon i know what happened Ann...........you had the socks in your hand....and then you pee'd on your slippers (thats why they were wet :- " )...so you quickly put the socks in the nearest place....which was the oven :thumbsup:
then as your getting on a bit, you forgot they were there :- "

maybe you should have a chat to trac about your little "water" problem :huggles:

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Ummmmm is it me or is anyone else wondering where wet slippers came into this story :blink:

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have a look on Ann's facebook

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Ah right ok, checked up on Ann's facebook Status and apparently 'Ann has wet slippers' :wacko: :wacko:

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poor Ann, suffers from the same "problem" as trac

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Obviously, could get a bulk order of Tenna Ladies in for the pair of them

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you two can just bog right off :angry:

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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[hely]

i reckon i know what happened Ann...........you had the socks in your hand....and then you pee'd on your slippers (thats why they were wet :- " )...so you quickly put the socks in the nearest place....which was the oven :thumbsup:
then as your getting on a bit, you forgot they were there :- "

maybe you should have a chat to trac about your little "water" problem :huggles:

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Ummmmm is it me or is anyone else wondering where wet slippers came into this story :blink:

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have a look on Ann's facebook

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Ah right ok, checked up on Ann's facebook Status and apparently 'Ann has wet slippers' :wacko: :wacko:

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poor Ann, suffers from the same "problem" as trac

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Obviously, could get a bulk order of Tenna Ladies in for the pair of them

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you two can just bog right off :angry:

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oh trac, dont be like that.....it happens to alot of ladies when they reach "that" age :huggles:

 

[Painted Lady]

another thread being hijacked by the usual suspects i see.. :- "

 

[meddling]

i reckon i know what happened Ann...........you had the socks in your hand....and then you pee'd on your slippers (thats why they were wet :- " )...so you quickly put the socks in the nearest place....which was the oven :thumbsup:
then as your getting on a bit, you forgot they were there :- "

maybe you should have a chat to trac about your little "water" problem :huggles:

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Ummmmm is it me or is anyone else wondering where wet slippers came into this story :blink:

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have a look on Ann's facebook

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Ah right ok, checked up on Ann's facebook Status and apparently 'Ann has wet slippers' :wacko: :wacko:

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poor Ann, suffers from the same "problem" as trac

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Obviously, could get a bulk order of Tenna Ladies in for the pair of them

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you two can just bog right off :angry:

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oh trac, dont be like that.....it happens to alot of ladies when they reach "that" age :huggles:

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pmsl :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: maybe we shouldn't broadcast it over the world wide web though Hely :lol:

 

[meddling]

another thread being hijacked by the usual suspects i see.. :- "

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yea...and your point is????????????????

 

[trac]

i reckon i know what happened Ann...........you had the socks in your hand....and then you pee'd on your slippers (thats why they were wet :- " )...so you quickly put the socks in the nearest place....which was the oven :thumbsup:
then as your getting on a bit, you forgot they were there :- "

maybe you should have a chat to trac about your little "water" problem :huggles:

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Ummmmm is it me or is anyone else wondering where wet slippers came into this story :blink:

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have a look on Ann's facebook

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Ah right ok, checked up on Ann's facebook Status and apparently 'Ann has wet slippers' :wacko: :wacko:

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poor Ann, suffers from the same "problem" as trac

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Obviously, could get a bulk order of Tenna Ladies in for the pair of them

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you two can just bog right off :angry:

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oh trac, dont be like that.....it happens to alot of ladies when they reach "that" age :huggles:

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pmsl :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: maybe we shouldn't broadcast it over the world wide web though Hely :lol:

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im off to get this thread closed :- "

 

[Painted Lady]

another thread being hijacked by the usual suspects i see.. :- "

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yea...and you point is????????????????

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OI!!! dont get cobby with me missus :rant: i will drive up and sort you out..how do you like that eh??? all gob sat behind your computer..ha!!!

 

[hely]

who has hijacked this thread ..thats awful :blink:

 

[hely]

another thread being hijacked by the usual suspects i see.. :- "

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yea...and you point is????????????????

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OI!!! dont get cobby with me missus :rant: i will drive up and sort you out..how do you like that eh??? all gob sat behind your computer..ha!!!

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clair.....you had better say sorry :- "

 

[meddling]

another thread being hijacked by the usual suspects i see.. :- "

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yea...and you point is????????????????

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OI!!! dont get cobby with me missus :rant: i will drive up and sort you out..how do you like that eh??? all gob sat behind your computer..ha!!!

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I'd love it Sarah as you well know

...and any thread of Ann's is fair game for hi-jacking...certainly one entitled 'Now I know I'm mad...' (w00t)

 

[Painted Lady]

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[posh totty]

Im cooking some Lamb and just thought i could smell burning so checked the oven.

 

You'll never guess what i found smouldering

on the shelf under the lamb..................

 

A PAIR OF SOCK 

 

How in God's name did they get in there ????????

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did you remember to put in your repeat prescription ann , if you dont then you know you have to go stay with the lovely ladies and gents in the big house again , maybe they will even let you wear that lovely white wrapround jacket again :- " (w00t)

 

[AnnSa]

Ahhh the place with nice soft wallpaper :teehee:

 

[J.T.]

This is all very reassuring you know......so it's not only me going insane....I have company

The other day I stood on the doorstep in the rain for a good few minutes wondering why I couldn't get into my own house. The dogs were quite interested too, watching me through the window from the nice warm, dry front room.

After fiddling round with the keys for ages I realised.......

I was trying to get into the house using......the van keys :b

Great big van keys with Volkswagen written all over em.

Even more worrying, I was with some friends having a drink (or 5 :lol: ) and I picked up my bottle of wine to pour myself another small glass :- " and when the glass didn't get any fuller, thought the bottle was empty but no.....I'd just forgotten to take the top off before pouring :cheers:

How scary

 

[AnnSa]

It's nice to know im not alone :wacko:

 

[Janimal]

Yes and I left my housekeys in the front of the door yesterday and searched all over the house for them....hubby wasnt amused when he found them... :- " :b

and some people said theyve received two xmas card from me this year...oh dear... :lol: :blink:

 

[hely]

Yes and I left my housekeys in the front of the door yesterday and searched all over the house for them....hubby wasnt amused when he found them... :- "  :b
and some people said theyve received two xmas card from me this year...oh dear... :lol:   :blink:

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aww bless :- "

 

[trac]

think we best set up a rota over christmas to baby sit the oldies on here :- "

 

[hely]

think we best set up a rota over christmas to baby sit the oldies on here  :- "

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mmm, think your right trac........but i dont want Ann.........reckon shes way to much work :- "

 

[trac]

think we best set up a rota over christmas to baby sit the oldies on here  :- "

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mmm, think your right trac........but i dont want Ann.........reckon shes way to much work :- "

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and violent :- "