Now I Know Im Mad........

[AnnSa]

Im cooking some Lamb and just thought i

could smell burning so checked the oven.

 

You'll never guess what i found smouldering

on the shelf under the lamb..................

 

A PAIR OF SOCK

 

How in God's name did they get in there ????????

 

[Schmick]

Were they Woollen Socks

 

[AnnSa]

No Tesco school boy socks :lol:

 

[Painted Lady]

ann..you been on the loopy liquor already???

 

[Schmick]

I guess Zana had something to do with it

Or what Painted Lady said

 

[FifeJillandIan]

:lol: :lol: :lol: that reminds me of years ago when I went to put a video in the machine (I think it was the Jungle Book for Carrie when she was wee) and saw a pint of milk sitting next to the tv instead of the video - you've guessed it - the video was in the fridge!

 

[Painted Lady]

I guess Zana had something to do with it
Or what Painted Lady said

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it is a bit early..even for our ann :- "

 

[Hula]

Does nobody on here eat baked socks then ? :- "

 

[Janimal]

:lol: How on earth did they get in there....did you buy them as a pressie

I love the smell of lamb cooking....but not sure about sock (w00t)

and Anne if its any consolation I found my purse in the fridge the other day... :lol:

 

[jinnyfizz]

:lol: I've found my car keys in the fridge before now!

But I also find socks in strange places and I can explain why .......

Whippets LOVE socks and each time I find one of them with a sock

or two in their mouth I quickly remove the socks and put them

"somewhere safe"

I never do remember where until I see the socks again :wacko:

Obviously your "somewhere safe" was the oven at that point in time (w00t) :blink: :lol:

 

[AnnSa]

They weren't a present Janis..........they'd been worn :b

 

When i had Ruby my GSD i came home after i'd had

a few and put my shoes in the oven so she didn't get

them.......it seemed a good idea in my drunken haze

.......but i forgot about them until then next day when

i put the oven on to pre heat

 

[meddling]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[hely]

i reckon i know what happened Ann...........you had the socks in your hand....and then you pee'd on your slippers (thats why they were wet :- " )...so you quickly put the socks in the nearest place....which was the oven :thumbsup:

then as your getting on a bit, you forgot they were there :- "

maybe you should have a chat to trac about your little "water" problem :huggles:

 

[trac]

i reckon i know what happened Ann...........you had the socks in your hand....and then you pee'd on your slippers (thats why they were wet :- " )...so you quickly put the socks in the nearest place....which was the oven :thumbsup:
then as your getting on a bit, you forgot they were there :- "

maybe you should have a chat to trac about your little "water" problem :huggles:

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[meddling]

i reckon i know what happened Ann...........you had the socks in your hand....and then you pee'd on your slippers (thats why they were wet :- " )...so you quickly put the socks in the nearest place....which was the oven :thumbsup:
then as your getting on a bit, you forgot they were there :- "

maybe you should have a chat to trac about your little "water" problem :huggles:

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Ummmmm is it me or is anyone else wondering where wet slippers came into this story :blink:

 

[hely]

i reckon i know what happened Ann...........you had the socks in your hand....and then you pee'd on your slippers (thats why they were wet :- " )...so you quickly put the socks in the nearest place....which was the oven :thumbsup:
then as your getting on a bit, you forgot they were there :- "

maybe you should have a chat to trac about your little "water" problem :huggles:

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Ummmmm is it me or is anyone else wondering where wet slippers came into this story :blink:

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have a look on Ann's facebook

 

[meddling]

i reckon i know what happened Ann...........you had the socks in your hand....and then you pee'd on your slippers (thats why they were wet :- " )...so you quickly put the socks in the nearest place....which was the oven :thumbsup:
then as your getting on a bit, you forgot they were there :- "

maybe you should have a chat to trac about your little "water" problem :huggles:

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Ummmmm is it me or is anyone else wondering where wet slippers came into this story :blink:

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have a look on Ann's facebook

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Ah right ok, checked up on Ann's facebook Status and apparently 'Ann has wet slippers' :wacko: :wacko:

 

[hely]

i reckon i know what happened Ann...........you had the socks in your hand....and then you pee'd on your slippers (thats why they were wet :- " )...so you quickly put the socks in the nearest place....which was the oven :thumbsup:
then as your getting on a bit, you forgot they were there :- "

maybe you should have a chat to trac about your little "water" problem :huggles:

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Ummmmm is it me or is anyone else wondering where wet slippers came into this story :blink:

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have a look on Ann's facebook

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Ah right ok, checked up on Ann's facebook Status and apparently 'Ann has wet slippers' :wacko: :wacko:

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poor Ann, suffers from the same "problem" as trac

 

[meddling]

i reckon i know what happened Ann...........you had the socks in your hand....and then you pee'd on your slippers (thats why they were wet :- " )...so you quickly put the socks in the nearest place....which was the oven :thumbsup:
then as your getting on a bit, you forgot they were there :- "

maybe you should have a chat to trac about your little "water" problem :huggles:

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Ummmmm is it me or is anyone else wondering where wet slippers came into this story :blink:

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have a look on Ann's facebook

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Ah right ok, checked up on Ann's facebook Status and apparently 'Ann has wet slippers' :wacko: :wacko:

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poor Ann, suffers from the same "problem" as trac

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Obviously, could get a bulk order of Tenna Ladies in for the pair of them

 

[trac]

i reckon i know what happened Ann...........you had the socks in your hand....and then you pee'd on your slippers (thats why they were wet :- " )...so you quickly put the socks in the nearest place....which was the oven :thumbsup:
then as your getting on a bit, you forgot they were there :- "

maybe you should have a chat to trac about your little "water" problem :huggles:

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Ummmmm is it me or is anyone else wondering where wet slippers came into this story :blink:

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have a look on Ann's facebook

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Ah right ok, checked up on Ann's facebook Status and apparently 'Ann has wet slippers' :wacko: :wacko:

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poor Ann, suffers from the same "problem" as trac

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Obviously, could get a bulk order of Tenna Ladies in for the pair of them

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you two can just bog right off :angry: