My Dog sleeps on my bed, does yours?

[VictorK]

O bless him, I'm lucky enough to have a dog that only eats what he's given....lucky, I'd called that called that unheard of lol

Except that which he sneaks when you're not looking perhaps... I reckon that the description of a dining table in dog language is 'the floor', and whatever particularly smelly or festering tid-bits that reside there are fair game.