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Monkey Bitch Must Die!!!!
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t-shirts being printed as we speak (w00t)wilfred said:
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News just in......
there have been numerous sightings of the suspect....now believed to be hiding in the woods....
An eye witness reports seeing something dark and scarey looking tramping round a clearing not far from the main prison....
local man Mr Woody Ellis says " i was really quite shocked as i crossed the clearing and saw a laughing baboon sitting in the grass!"
Shocked eye witness Mr Ellis... :wub:
there have been numerous sightings of the suspect....now believed to be hiding in the woods....
An eye witness reports seeing something dark and scarey looking tramping round a clearing not far from the main prison....
local man Mr Woody Ellis says " i was really quite shocked as i crossed the clearing and saw a laughing baboon sitting in the grass!"
Shocked eye witness Mr Ellis... :wub:
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MORE BREAKING NEWS!!!!
after a number of sightings in the same area the beast was cornered......on a tree stump....
initially local police thought they would have trouble recapturing the suspect... (w00t)
local chief police dog said "if she comes quietly there will be no bloodshed but i will use force if necessary, we are armed with teeth and quite prepared to use them" :lol:
local chief police dog..... :wub:
finally the Monkey bitch was captured at six fifteen pm.....she surrendered without a fuss( since it was almost tea time....
further to this story a small rotund traffic warden ( Mr i'm a rather serious little bear)was caught up in the escape attempt and was knocked into a puddle, he went home rather shaken and had to have a bath....
he said (as he dried off)"i was only saying it couldn't park there in the middle of the clearing as it was causing an obstruction, i'm not sure i'm cut out for this job....i want my tea and a bit of a lie down"
Mr Serious little Bear...drying off after his ordeal... :wub:
I would now like to assure the public that it is safe to go out tonight because Monkey dog is behind bars......she has the ball and her own catchers mitts.... :wub:
my name is mummy and you have been watching the news at 6.22 :wub: x x x
after a number of sightings in the same area the beast was cornered......on a tree stump....
initially local police thought they would have trouble recapturing the suspect... (w00t)
local chief police dog said "if she comes quietly there will be no bloodshed but i will use force if necessary, we are armed with teeth and quite prepared to use them" :lol:
local chief police dog..... :wub:
finally the Monkey bitch was captured at six fifteen pm.....she surrendered without a fuss( since it was almost tea time....
further to this story a small rotund traffic warden ( Mr i'm a rather serious little bear)was caught up in the escape attempt and was knocked into a puddle, he went home rather shaken and had to have a bath....
he said (as he dried off)"i was only saying it couldn't park there in the middle of the clearing as it was causing an obstruction, i'm not sure i'm cut out for this job....i want my tea and a bit of a lie down"
Mr Serious little Bear...drying off after his ordeal... :wub:
I would now like to assure the public that it is safe to go out tonight because Monkey dog is behind bars......she has the ball and her own catchers mitts.... :wub:
my name is mummy and you have been watching the news at 6.22 :wub: x x x
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Those pictures in the woods are stunning of the moonpig - she's beautiful :wub: :wub: :wub:
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Thanks for such a good laugh. that Moonpig is gorgeous, don't know how you manage to get her to pose!
