Johnny's Flirty Pm's

[peppermint lady]

(w00t) fantastic thread..............i have voted :b

i bet he has a pre typed pm that he sends out :lol:

but im offended now as you didnt offer me a ticket :angry: thats it, its over :lol:

 

[stormydog]

fuk this im off home REAL QUICK TOO !!

RUN JOHNNY RUN...SO THAT THEY CAN SEE THE 2 LETTER "W"S TATOOED ON EACH CHEEK...............W O W !!!!!!

 

[noo]

Laughing A LOT at this thread. Have voted :teehee:

 

[peppermint lady]

i do think maybe the boys should hold a poll on this topic as well :blink:

as i would not be shocked if the lads had also had pms of this nature from john :lol:

 

[kris]

what? do you mean hes batting for the other side as well? (w00t) :unsure:

 

[kris]

what? do you mean hes batting for the other side as well? (w00t) :unsure:

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[wild whippies]

Ok Johnny boy shall we have another poll to see how many of the female k9ers have been offer a ticket?? :thumbsup:

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add another to that head count!! :- "

Texts for today have included holiday fantasys and threatening to lick stuff? Anyone else get these too? :lol: (w00t)

 

[kris]

he never offered to buy me a ticket! im broken hearted now :'(

 

[trac]

Ok Johnny boy shall we have another poll to see how many of the female k9ers have been offer a ticket?? :thumbsup:

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add another to that head count!! :- "

Texts for today have included holiday fantasys and threatening to lick stuff? Anyone else get these too? :lol: (w00t)

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i have had the offer of coconut oil (w00t)

 

[peppermint lady]

what? do you mean hes batting for the other side as well? (w00t)   :unsure:

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:- " all im saying is i think our jonny is keeping his options open :thumbsup:

 

[trac]

what? do you mean hes batting for the other side as well? (w00t)   :unsure:

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:- " all im saying is i think our jonny is keeping his options open :thumbsup:

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at least he will never be lonely :- "

 

[kris]

yeah,but will he be able to cope?! :- " :lol:

 

[peppermint lady]

(w00t) in jonnys eyes, :x every holes a goal :thumbsup:

aint that right stormy..................

 

[rodders]

what? do you mean hes batting for the other side as well? (w00t)   :unsure:

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:- " all im saying is i think our jonny is keeping his options open :thumbsup:

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(w00t) Bloody hell,how many options does 1 man want :lol:

 

[trac]

think stormy has gone for a lie down :- "

 

[AnnSa]

I got offered a Poke............................

 

 

 

 

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[masta]

Send for the fire brigade!!!!!
We ladies love a nice fireman with a long hose!!! :- "

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he's a paramedic not a fireman

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[Vicky]

Ahhhhhhhh the saucy pm's and pervy texts are kids stuff.

I wanna know exactly how many have "nob shots" :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Can't wait for my spanking at Gin Pit in July for that one Jonny Boy

 

[peppermint lady]

think stormy has gone for a lie down :- "

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but who with???? :- "

have you all noticed that the man himself is not saying much

and we all know that aint like him (w00t)

 

[wild whippies]

Ahhhhhhhh the saucy pm's and pervy texts are kids stuff.
I wanna know exactly how many have "nob shots" :thumbsup:   :thumbsup:

Can't wait for my spanking at Gin Pit in July for that one Jonny Boy

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ROFLMAO!!! and I thought I was a cheeky cow!!

I'm not saying anything!!! o

ETA Actually I can hardly deny at least one of them to you as you was sat next to me at Swallownest when he sent it! :lol: