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helloooo chuffmunchers :p hope all well in FAO central.....had health and safety mush watching me at work...gave me the creeps.....felt all self conscious....
 
hely said:
i really hate having to wait 5 mins before sending a 2nd pm...i just sent one back to sarah without writing in it :wacko: ...niow i have to wait a full 5 mins before i can do it properly..poo :blink:  

just had my neighbour round here...she has a 3 year old lad and a 5 month old girl...married to a lovely chap...........................or so we thought...she has just found out he has not been working away mon to thurs..for the past 6 months...but has been shacking up with a 27 year old blonde who he works with...he has been seeing her for 18 months :blink: :blink: :blink:

he is 43 !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

it was him that wanted the 2nd child...and he took his wife away for a romantic weekend 3 weeks ago...........she is devastated !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cant believe it !!!!!!!!!!! what a w........ :rant:
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oh that is terrible...how do you get over something like that?
 
hely said:
Bloody raining again....and i have the gypo's smelly feet in my face......................................but to cheer myself up...im..................having....................a..........vindaloo tonight (w00t)  

 

 

 

trac is that you whos pretending not to be here :unsure:
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blimey girl...dont know how you do it.....a balti is enough for me :p you must get through some bog roll musnt you?!!!
 
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hely said:
Bloody raining again....and i have the gypo's smelly feet in my face......................................but to cheer myself up...im..................having....................a..........vindaloo tonight (w00t)  

 

 

 

trac is that you whos pretending not to be here :unsure:
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blimey girl...dont know how you do it.....a balti is enough for me :p you must get through some bog roll musnt you?!!!
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:eek: i certainly dont...my stomach is lined with steel...could eat one every night :D

 

hope you did your job properly sarah :blink:
 
right im off for the evening...got a double bill of ER tonight...my fav show....george clooney is coming back for one last time.......this is the last series....me and mum are gutted :( :(

 

have a good evening folks xxxx
 
hely said:
Bloody raining again....and i have the gypo's smelly feet in my face......................................but to cheer myself up...im..................having....................a..........vindaloo tonight (w00t)  

 

 

 

trac is that you whos pretending not to be here :unsure:
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:eek: no it wasnt me hely
 
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Morning folks....lashing down here......really really lashing down...gonna get soaked traking the kids to school... :(

 

laters x
 
hely said:
Morning folks....lashing down here......really really lashing down...gonna get soaked traking the kids to school... :(  

laters x
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traking :blink: horrible here to hely....just mopped the floor all the way through cos patterned with lots of doggy paw prints :teehee:
 
morning all ,hope you are all well,lovely and sunny here ,but then again the sun always shines on the righteous :D
 
Morning clair :huggles:

Morning sarah :huggles:

And anyone else that might be lurking :ph34r: :ph34r:

raining here too :angry: :angry:

 

Can't wait to see new pics of pups when liz puts them on :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

Hows the head today clair ? :huggles:
 
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THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

A DUCK WALKS INTO A BAR....

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

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Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

Marriage...Strike That, Reverse It...

conversation before marriage...

He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She : Do you want me to leave?

He : No! Don't even think about it.

She : Do you love me?

He : Of course! Over and over!

She : Have you ever cheated on me?

He : No! Why are you even asking?

She : Will you kiss me?

He : Every chance I get.

She : Will you hit me?

He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She : Can I trust you?

He : Yes.

She : Darling!

To read a conversation after marriage, simply read this in reverse...
 
trac said:
the sun always shines on the righteous :D
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Yeah right!! It was sunny here until I put the washing machine on - its clouding over now, so it is probably on its way up to you Trac. Make the most of the sunshine!
 
What the f*** does IPS driver error mean :unsure: :unsure:

it keeps coming up lately when i'm trying to load k9 :angry: :angry:

 

took me 5 mins to finally post my last comment :angry: ........ i know what you're all thinking :p

......... she shouldn't have bothered :teehee: :teehee:
 
Well thats nice you lot :blink: just bugger off and leave me to play with myself :- :- :teehee: :teehee:

:p :p
 
got physiotherapy this afternoon...that app came through quick..only had to wait a week...been bloody agony since the doc stopped the anti imflammatories cos they gave me indidge..gave me the gel instead..but i have no one to rub it into my back..everytime i rem to do it the kids are all in bed....just hope physio helps..honestly i feel like i am ready for the knackers yard today :wacko:
 
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