Crufts Whippie Party

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we be there,if all goes well :thumbsup: not taking part this year looking forward to it if we can't make the thursday it will be on another day(depending on hubby's work)

 

[alfyn]

I'm bringing a 3 litre carton of wine & a pile of sarnies.Jax is supplying the cups ,plates & serviettes. :thumbsup:

I seem to remember someone saying they were bringing orange juice & lemonade,to go with the wine........Err,Who was it??? :unsure:

Hope you're ready to party Caroline,do you reckon we'll have enough room on our benches for our dogs???

 

[dessie]

  [SIZE=14pt]For any that might have missed it ..........[/SIZE]
[SIZE=21pt]The party is at Bench numbers 5081  5082 5083 5084 5085  [/SIZE]

[SIZE=14pt]Everyones invited[/SIZE]  :thumbsup:

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Sorry ............... where is that??? LOL

Yes, yes Alfyn .............. OJ and lemonade!!! I know, I know!!! Guess who'll be going to Asda on Wednesday after going to see Vitnary!!!

 

[zilloot]

(w00t) The Haggis has escaped

 

[JAX]

I'm bringing a 3 litre carton of wine & a pile of sarnies.Jax is supplying the cups ,plates & serviettes. :thumbsup: I seem to remember someone saying they were bringing orange juice & lemonade,to go with the wine........Err,Who was it??? :unsure:

Hope you're ready to party Caroline,do you reckon we'll have enough room on our benches for our dogs???  

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It was Caroline , Debs

 

[Veredon]

Joke.........

What have cameras and condoms got in common?

They both capture the moment :lol:

 

[Cartman]

Joke.........What have cameras and condoms got in common?

They both capture the moment :lol:

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Oh, I thought it had something to do with being over- exposed. o

 

[Juley]

(w00t) The Haggis has escaped

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Try the re-homing centres..........it might have been handed in :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Lolcoe]

Joke.........What have cameras and condoms got in common?

They both capture the moment :lol:

I had a box of Cadburys Moments yesterday, i was in heaven, sat there saying 'capture the moment' with my mouth wide open! (w00t) :blink: :b

 

[Lydia]

(w00t) The Haggis has escaped

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Wot,no haggis .Well I'm definitely not trekking from hall 1 to hall 4 if I'm not going to be able to try haggis............ :'( :'( :'(

I hope it is handed in somewhere,or your whippy's manage to round it up before Thursday.....please :flowers:

Lyd

 

[Juley]

(w00t) The Haggis has escaped

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Wot,no haggis .Well I'm definitely not trekking from hall 1 to hall 4 if I'm not going to be able to try haggis............ :'( :'( :'(

I hope it is handed in somewhere,or your whippy's manage to round it up before Thursday.....please :flowers:

Lyd

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It was last seen heading up th M6 (w00t) (w00t) :lol: :lol:

 

[Lydia]

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It was last seen heading up th M6 (w00t) (w00t) :lol: :lol:

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(w00t) Nope-impossible :lol: must have been heading down the M6 from Scotland,not up it .

will keep my eyes peeled on our way up to Crufts.......maybe spot it in a field,running around on it's strange odd length legs.

If I do spot it Zilloot,how do I catch it :- " ?

Lyd

 

[alfyn]

The haggis has been delayed,thanks to the exhaust blowing on Fiona's car somewhere near Alnwick (w00t)

Good news is that it's now on it's way again & should arrive in Lincolnshire about 8pm! :thumbsup:

I'm just hoping that Fiona's brought a cage for it as I don't fancy it running round the house all night being chased by 4 greedy whippets!

I get a bad feeling that it'll be well & truly dead,& probably eaten before Crufts!! (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

Can dogs legally chase & kill a haggis??? :unsure:

 

[Juley]

Can dogs legally chase & kill a haggis??? :unsure:

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Absolutely not.....surely you know that the haggis is a protected species. Mind it doesn't chase the whippets (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[dawn]

If I do spot it Zilloot,how do I catch it  :- "  ?
Lyd

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Its quite easy to catch a wild haggis. Just chase it until it is contra rotationally clockwise orientated on a hill so it falls down the hill never to stand up again. When butchering your haggis you MUST ensure that the longer legs are removed first or you will suffer from severe Haggis wilt which is not a pleasant condition to be in (as Russ will testify)

 

[Lydia]

Thanks Dawn,so will my whippies be able to run down a haggis ? Do I need to get myself a Haggishound :cheers:

Lyd

 

[Juley]

I beleive the Haggis Hound is tipped to do well at crufts this year!

 

[JAX]

Can dogs legally chase & kill a haggis??? :unsure:

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They may chase the Haggis , but it must be shot (w00t) before the dogs can get to it :blink:

 

[Juley]

Can dogs legally chase & kill a haggis??? :unsure:

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They may chase the Haggis , but it must be shot (w00t) before the dogs can get to it :blink:

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LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[dawn]

Can dogs legally chase & kill a haggis??? :unsure:

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They may chase the Haggis , but it must be shot (w00t) before the dogs can get to it :blink:

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The problem now, of course, is that many haggii (plural of haggis is haggii) are getting injured by poor markmanship resulting in the slow diminution of useage of their legs. Unfortunately this means they can no longer travel around the hills looking for food and will crawl away into their Haggis Holes to die a slow death. :rant:

Obvioulsy a quick death is better as we call eat them. :wub: :wub: :wub:

Are Haggii classed as vermin or are a protected species? (w00t) (w00t)