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You know you show dogs when...
1. It is extemely common for you to use the word "bitch" but you're hardly ever refering to a person
2. You're closet is at least half full with buisness suits.. that are comlimentary to the color of your dog.
3. You've spent more money on shampoo for your dogs than on yourself.
4. The "bait" you use doesn't have anything to do with fishing.
5. Most of the catalogs you have do not contain any merchandise
6. You refer to all leashes as "leads"
7. You've woken up at 4:00am or stayed up until 2:00am because you needed to groom your dog.
8. The first thing you check when making a hotel reservation is if they allow dogs.
9. When you hear someone talk about "points" you're first thought is never about a sporting event.
10. You know what a "snood" is most likely use it on a regular basis.
11. You've been asked many times if you've seen the movie "Best in Show" and if people at dog shows are really like that.
1. It is extemely common for you to use the word "bitch" but you're hardly ever refering to a person
2. You're closet is at least half full with buisness suits.. that are comlimentary to the color of your dog.
3. You've spent more money on shampoo for your dogs than on yourself.
4. The "bait" you use doesn't have anything to do with fishing.
5. Most of the catalogs you have do not contain any merchandise
6. You refer to all leashes as "leads"
7. You've woken up at 4:00am or stayed up until 2:00am because you needed to groom your dog.
8. The first thing you check when making a hotel reservation is if they allow dogs.
9. When you hear someone talk about "points" you're first thought is never about a sporting event.
10. You know what a "snood" is most likely use it on a regular basis.
11. You've been asked many times if you've seen the movie "Best in Show" and if people at dog shows are really like that.
