A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill. The doctor checks
him over and says, "Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow
24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your
blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no
known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments
on earth."
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she
asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been
there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners
and wins $35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line and
wins $320. Then he gets the full house and wins $1000. The National
Grid comes up and he wins that too getting $380,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on Stage and says, "Son, I've been
here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line,
the full house and the national grid on the same card. You must be
the luckiest man on Earth!"
"Lucky?" he screamed. "Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow
24."
"F **k me," says the bingo caller. "You've won the raffle as well!!" (w00t)
him over and says, "Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow
24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your
blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no
known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments
on earth."
So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she
asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's never been
there with her before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he gets four corners
and wins $35. Then, with the same card, he gets a line and
wins $320. Then he gets the full house and wins $1000. The National
Grid comes up and he wins that too getting $380,000.
The bingo caller gets him up on Stage and says, "Son, I've been
here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line,
the full house and the national grid on the same card. You must be
the luckiest man on Earth!"
"Lucky?" he screamed. "Lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow
24."
"F **k me," says the bingo caller. "You've won the raffle as well!!" (w00t)
