Xmas Carols For The Disturbed

[kris]

Christmas Carols for the Disturbed

(1) Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

(2) Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

(3) Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

(4) Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

(5) Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

(6) Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

(7) Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

(8 Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

(9) Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

(10) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

(w00t) :lol:

 

[joeorcheston]

(w00t) (w00t)

 

[T Hoare]

Very good, my favourite is number 3, I think. :lol:

 

[ladyp]

VERY GOOD NO5 FOR ME.LADY P (w00t) ) :blink: :teehee: :sweating:

 

[The Whistler]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Flowerpot]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[Karenhb]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[ecksey]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

they are really funny :teehee: :teehee:

just want to say thanx, i copy and paste all the jokes that are posted on k9 and print them off and all my customers and my staff have a really good laugh at them,

:thumbsup: :cheers: thanx again

cara,xx

 

[imperative]

NUMBER 6 FOR ME (w00t) (w00t)

(6) Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me :unsure:

 

[Painted Lady]

:lol: :lol: