When I Retire

[dazgail]

When I retire..

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their

days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went to Taunton and

went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we

came out,

there was a PCSO writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and

said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He

ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi

turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having

worn tyres.

So my wife called him a plonker. He finished the second ticket and put

it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third

ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the

more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's

important at our age.

 

[milly]

When I retire.. 


Working people  frequently ask retired people what they  do to make their

days interesting.

Well,  for example, the other day my wife and  I  went to Taunton  and

went into a shop. We were only in there  for  about  5 minutes. When we

came out,

there was a PCSO writing out a  parking ticket. We went  up to  him and

said, 'Come on man, how  about giving a senior citizen a  break?' He

ignored us and continued  writing  the  ticket.  I called him a Nazi

turd. He glared at me and  started writing another ticket  for having

worn tyres.

So my  wife called him a plonker. He finished the second  ticket and put

it on  the windshield with the first. Then he started  writing a third

ticket. This  went on for about 20 minutes. The more we  abused him, the

more tickets he  wrote.

Personally, we  didn't care. We came into town by  bus.

We try to have a  little fun each day now that we're  retired. It's

important at our  age.

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That's a corker :thumbsup: :lol:

 

[pepa]

love it (w00t)