Wee Billy from Glesga tried his utmost to look cool.
>
>His friend told him that he needed a pair of good designer trainers to
>go with his shell suit.
>
>Billy saved up all his Giros and all the money he got back from
>returning his empty Ginger bottles and finally managed to get himself a
>pair of brilliant white trainers to go with his shell suit.
>
>Strutting down the street, Billy called out to all the passers by
>"Check oot ma new trainers pal? Stonkin, eh?"
>One fine upstanding gentleman pointed out that while they were indeed a
>fine pair of trainers, was young Billy aware that, "Ye've no' done up
>the laces on wan o' them, ya daft bastirt!"
>
>Billy scornfully retorted that it was part of being cool to have a
>trailing lace on one trainer, and that on the sole of the trainer there
>were instructions for the wearer to do so.
>When asked for proof of this instruction, Billy took off his trainer
>and held it upside down for the disbeliever to read.
>
>"There y'are! Clear as day it says......
>
>Taiwan !!!!!"
>
>His friend told him that he needed a pair of good designer trainers to
>go with his shell suit.
>
>Billy saved up all his Giros and all the money he got back from
>returning his empty Ginger bottles and finally managed to get himself a
>pair of brilliant white trainers to go with his shell suit.
>
>Strutting down the street, Billy called out to all the passers by
>"Check oot ma new trainers pal? Stonkin, eh?"
>One fine upstanding gentleman pointed out that while they were indeed a
>fine pair of trainers, was young Billy aware that, "Ye've no' done up
>the laces on wan o' them, ya daft bastirt!"
>
>Billy scornfully retorted that it was part of being cool to have a
>trailing lace on one trainer, and that on the sole of the trainer there
>were instructions for the wearer to do so.
>When asked for proof of this instruction, Billy took off his trainer
>and held it upside down for the disbeliever to read.
>
>"There y'are! Clear as day it says......
>
>Taiwan !!!!!"
