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Watch the watch.
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the Hypnotist
exclaimed:
"I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize
each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes
followed the swaying watch, until suddenly, it slipped from the
hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a
hundred pieces.
"SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the Hypnotist
exclaimed:
"I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize
each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting,
"Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes
followed the swaying watch, until suddenly, it slipped from the
hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a
hundred pieces.
"SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center
