Vicky Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
tarrant : 'vicky, you've done very well so far - £500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million quid if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to £32,000 -- are you ready?'
vicky: 'Sure, I'll have a go!'
tarrant: 'Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it........
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
Remember vicky its worth 1 Million dollars.'
'I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...
No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend , just to be sure.
tarrant: 'Yes, who, vicky, do you want to phone?
vicky: 'I'll phone my friend jac shes a geek back home in haydock.'
(ringing)
jac (a scientific redhead ): 'ello cock...'
tarrant : 'Hello jac, its tarrant here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have vicky here and she is doing really well on £500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.
The next voice you hear will be vickys's and she'll read you the question.
There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away vicky.'
vicky: 'jac, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush'
jac: 'Oh Gees, vicky i dunno cock.'
vicky : no way ffsake ! stormy always says youre his bestest geek ...'
jac: 'I'm sorry.'
vicky : ' Thanks a fukn lot mate .' (hangs up)
tarrant : 'Well, do you want to stick on £500,000 or play on for the Million, vicky ?'
vicky : 'I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo'
tarrant: 'Is that your final answer?'
vicky: 'It is.'
tarrant : 'Are you confident?'
vicky : 'Yes you twat tarrant i have to be seeing as how jac f***ed up.'
tarrant : 'vicky .....you had £500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION pounds.
Here is your cheque . You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for vicky harpur.'
(clapping)
That night jac calls round to vickys and they head off to the ginpit for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, jac turns to vicky and asks 'Tell me vicky how did you get that answer right?"
vicky : 'Listen jac, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock.'
john buddy of vicky and jac...at the minute anyway :unsure:
tarrant : 'vicky, you've done very well so far - £500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.
The next question will give you the top prize of One Million quid if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to £32,000 -- are you ready?'
vicky: 'Sure, I'll have a go!'
tarrant: 'Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?
Is it........
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush
Remember vicky its worth 1 Million dollars.'
'I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...
No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend , just to be sure.
tarrant: 'Yes, who, vicky, do you want to phone?
vicky: 'I'll phone my friend jac shes a geek back home in haydock.'
(ringing)
jac (a scientific redhead ): 'ello cock...'
tarrant : 'Hello jac, its tarrant here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have vicky here and she is doing really well on £500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.
The next voice you hear will be vickys's and she'll read you the question.
There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away vicky.'
vicky: 'jac, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:
A-Robin
B-Sparrow
C-Cuckoo
D-Thrush'
jac: 'Oh Gees, vicky i dunno cock.'
vicky : no way ffsake ! stormy always says youre his bestest geek ...'
jac: 'I'm sorry.'
vicky : ' Thanks a fukn lot mate .' (hangs up)
tarrant : 'Well, do you want to stick on £500,000 or play on for the Million, vicky ?'
vicky : 'I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo'
tarrant: 'Is that your final answer?'
vicky: 'It is.'
tarrant : 'Are you confident?'
vicky : 'Yes you twat tarrant i have to be seeing as how jac f***ed up.'
tarrant : 'vicky .....you had £500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION pounds.
Here is your cheque . You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for vicky harpur.'
(clapping)
That night jac calls round to vickys and they head off to the ginpit for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, jac turns to vicky and asks 'Tell me vicky how did you get that answer right?"
vicky : 'Listen jac, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock.'
john buddy of vicky and jac...at the minute anyway :unsure:
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