Training For Men

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[SIZE=14pt]16 SUMMER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTRE FOR ADULTS[/SIZE]

 

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY 29 June, 2007

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

 

 

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide

Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00PM.

 

 

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours

 

 

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and The Nearby Bath? Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

 

 

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Basket and The Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5

After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours

at 7:00

 

 

Class 6

Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote and How to Cope

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00

 

Class 7!

Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places

And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming

Open Forum

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours

 

 

 

Class 8

Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at

7:00 PM for 2 hours.

 

 



Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM

Location to be determined

 

 

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours

 



Class 11

General Cleanliness – Where To Locate a Vacuum Cleaner and How To Use It.

Full instructions on How To Plug It In and Switch it On

Further Instructions on Full Use and How

To Move Furniture

Monday & Thursday at 7:00pm for 2 hours

 

Class 12



How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM



 

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and

Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered

Three nights;

Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

 

 

Class 14

The Cooker/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used

Live Demonstration

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined

 

 

Class 15

What is an Iron? – Where To Locate One and How To Use It Without Causing a Housefire!

Monday & Wednesday at 7:00pm for 2 hours

Full practical – bring your own shirts

 

Class 16

Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife

Online Classes and role-playing

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

 

 

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors

 

[hely]

my o/h needs to go to all those classes except no.14 (he does all the cooking, cos he thinks hes a great chef (w00t) )

he might need to go to class 7 for a few weeks (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t)

 

[kris]

my oh needs to sign up for all them classes. :thumbsup: he came home late from work one night and i told him his tea was in the oven but needed warming up.'what channel do you put this on?' he asked. :blink:

 

[hely]

my oh needs to sign up for all them classes. :thumbsup: he came home late from work one night and i told him his tea was in the oven but needed warming up.'what channel do you put this on?' he asked. :blink:

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