Tia And The Postman

[nicky12]

have to share this as it was so funny :- " just came back from our walk this morning and as we got out of the car the postman was walking towards us ,he said you got enough dogs ther lol i said yes he asked if they were friendly? by this time they were all pulling trying to jump up on him for loves, so i said yeh ther fine just bit muddy so watch you trousers well as i said that tia lunged forward with hell of a force and got him right in the gonades :- " (w00t) :lol: well poor bugger was doubled over in agony and i was saying ooo im so sorry was bright red and he calmly said remind me not to get to close next time and as he said that i started pissed myself laffing :lol: :lol: to which he replied glad iv made someone smile today :- " :lol:

and then nanny came to visit and brought 10 new toys for everyone (w00t)

 

[hely]

 

[trac]

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[littlenell]

:lol: Your post gave me a good laugh and it reminded me of when I had a lovely lurcher bitch who had no vices - apart from when the mail came, she used to grab it as it came through the letterbox :- " One morning a knock came on the door and when I opened it the postman (and I kid you not these are his exact words) said "Have you got a plaster cos your dog has just bit me on my foreskin You can imagine my relief when I saw he was actually holding out his forefinger!!! I managed not to laugh as the man hadnt realised his mistake, but after giving him an antiseptic wipe and a plaster and he went on his way, I nearly died from laughing :lol: I told him he shoulnt stick it thru the letterbox! (w00t)

 

[nicky12]

:lol: Your post gave me a good laugh and it reminded me of when I had a lovely lurcher bitch who had no vices - apart from when the mail came, she used to grab it as it came through the letterbox :- "  One morning a knock came on the door and when I opened it the postman (and I kid you not these are his exact words) said "Have you got a plaster cos your dog has just bit me on my foreskin You can imagine my relief when I saw he was actually holding out his forefinger!!! I managed not to laugh as the man hadnt realised his mistake, but after giving him an antiseptic wipe and a plaster and he went on his way, I nearly died from laughing :lol: I told him he shoulnt stick it thru the letterbox! (w00t)

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:lol: :lol: now that made me giggle :lol: anybody else got any postman storys to share (w00t)

 

[Fleesh]

Blaze the postmonster

She jumped off the foot stool, twisted her wrist as she landed in the big water dish, got water 5ft up in the air all over the bookcase, all over Mum's NVQ work under the bookcase, water all over the carpet. She grabbed the post and limped back with it in her mouth, ears up and tail high pleased as punch.

Can't be mad at her though she looks so pleased when she fetches it to my hand, even though there's letters, insurance policies, cheques, cards, books with holes in, CD's cracked as she's grabbed them etc.

Postie says my dogs are crackers - and I distinctly remember that it was me that was on my backside being dragged along the floor trying to hang on to his labradors collar as it lunged at my poor whippets running for the hills !!! (w00t)

 

[AnnSa]

Oh these poor posties