The Hormone Hostage

[stormydog]

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE

THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN

THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH

& HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY

GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE

IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND,

CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!

DANGEROUS:

SAFER:

SAFEST:

ULTRA SAFE:

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?

CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?

WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

ARE YOU

WEARING THAT?

WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!

WOW!

LOOK AT YOU!

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

WHAT ARE YOU

SO WORKED UP ABOUT?

COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?

HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?

YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.

CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?

HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

WHAT DID

YOU DO

ALL DAY?

I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!

HERE, HAVE

SOME MORE

WINE.

12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

 

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

 

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

 

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

 

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

 

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

 

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

 

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

 

9. PASS MY SWEETS

 

10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

 

11. PACK MY STUFF

 

&&& MY FAVORITE ONE

 

12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

...PASS THIS ON TO MEN WHO NEED A WARNING!!

& REMEMBER: MONEY TALKS..... BUT CHOCOLATE ROCKS!!

 

[longstone lass]

& REMEMBER: MONEY TALKS..... BUT CHOCOLATE ROCKS!!

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lol :teehee: lol

chocolate so rocks!!

rhonda

 

[ladyp]

(w00t) :blink: :teehee: :lol: :blink: :- "

Lucky old me i don't get any thing like that. :teehee: :teehee: :teehee: :thumbsup:

 

[lewington]

Thanks

printing that out for OH to stick on the fridge - heaven knows - it will probably save his life :cheers:

 

[tinker*]

lol,

but touchwood i dont suffer :sweating:

 

[Painted Lady]

lol,
but touchwood i dont suffer :sweating:

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i say that too...just everyone around me that suffers :wacko:

 

[stormydog]

lol,
but touchwood i dont suffer :sweating:

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i say that too...just everyone around me that suffers :wacko:

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[SIZE=21pt]f***N ELLLLLLL[/SIZE] @ THAT PIC ABOVE ME

 

[starswift]

yep i want the choccies lol or i will ****ing kill you lol :rant:

 

[jinx and rubys mum]

This applies to menopausal women too Sean just hands me a glass of wine and disapears

quick!! (w00t) or asks if the HRT has run out is hes feeling daring!!!! :angry:

 

[Cornish]

I'm printing that out and sticking it under my OH nose :lol:

 

[affieluver]

(w00t) a must have for all men (w00t)

 

[stormydog]

(w00t) a must have for all men (w00t)

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NOT ALL OF US ARE THAT DAFT AS TO TACKLE YOU LOT IN THAT FORM ! OOHHHHHH NO !!

ONCE WE SEE THE LITTLE PACKAGE IN THE BAG AND THE KNIFE SHARPENER..WELL WE KNOW ITS TIME TO GO TO WINDSOR PARK TO WATCH THE FOOTY..THEN POLISH THE CARS..ANYTHING BUT FACE THE BITCH FROM HELL THAT YOU ALL TURN INTO :unsure:

J h34r: HN

 

[hely]

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cheeky old bugger............wouldnt mind, but you men are like that all the bleeding time :- "

 

[affieluver]

[SIZE=14pt]   [/SIZE]cheeky old bugger............wouldnt mind, but you men are like that all the bleeding time :- "

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get him told helen :lol: