The Dogs Party
The dogs all had a party They came from near and far. Some dogs came by taxi And others came by car.
Each dog signed his name upon a special book And each dog hung his ar*ehole upon a special hook.
One dog was not invited, And this aroused his ire. He stormed into the party And loudly shouted "FIRE!"
And in the ruck that followed, The dogs forgot to look And grabbed just any ar*ehole From off of any hook.
So that is the real reason. whenever they meet or roam, They sniff each others' ar*ehole, To try and find their own!
The dogs all had a party They came from near and far. Some dogs came by taxi And others came by car.
Each dog signed his name upon a special book And each dog hung his ar*ehole upon a special hook.
One dog was not invited, And this aroused his ire. He stormed into the party And loudly shouted "FIRE!"
And in the ruck that followed, The dogs forgot to look And grabbed just any ar*ehole From off of any hook.
So that is the real reason. whenever they meet or roam, They sniff each others' ar*ehole, To try and find their own!
