A devoted married couple made a deal that whoever died first would try to come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long and happy life, the husband was the first to go, and after a while, true to his word, he made contact with his wife.
'Mary. Mary.'
'Is that you, Fred? '
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
'Wonderful, please tell me what's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, then off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
Then I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon.
After supper, off to the golf course again.
Then I have sex until late at night.
And guess what? The next day it starts again. '
'Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven.'
'Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Somerset .' :teehee:
After a long and happy life, the husband was the first to go, and after a while, true to his word, he made contact with his wife.
'Mary. Mary.'
'Is that you, Fred? '
'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'
'Wonderful, please tell me what's it like?'
'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, then off to the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
Then I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon.
After supper, off to the golf course again.
Then I have sex until late at night.
And guess what? The next day it starts again. '
'Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven.'
'Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Somerset .' :teehee:
