Is it just me or has television just turned into a box filled with cooks (professional & amateur)...dancing people...soaps...Ant & Dec...cop programs and played out natural world type documentarys about Africa ? -_-
I wish tv was the way it used to be with a cross-section of dramas documentarys and sport, now its unwatchable for the average person .
Every week we see a new format of gameshow..either a general knowledg type or a so-called celeb dancing on ice or otherwise. Im danced outttttttt...i cant bear anymore ass-wriggling in lycra. Then like every other show it all ends in tears..whats all that about..."oh i just wanted to do my best..." Sorry you were shite and your ass looked like you wear nappies so why did you think of wearing lycra ? ..seeeeya !
Am i wrong..nope ! tears tears and more tears...tears when we win..tears when we get beat..tears for souveneirs ! No wonder as a nation we accept defeat in every aspect of life..sport..politics etc etc..The whinging has turned the Uk into a Nation of Crying bufoons ! Watch now that ive said and see how many crying-matches follow at the end of anything competitive on tv.
Cooking prorams ? Omg is it any wonder the Uk is the fattest country in the universe..is this all we do now.. cook and eat and get so fat that everywhere you walk people shout "oi fat arse..single file !"
Everyone thinks theyre Chef of the Year too. Add a bit of garlic or a herb of some kind and you think youre eligable for all the cooking competitions that we get bombarded with (w00t)
Police docs..ofh ffsake how many more do we have to suffer ? Little "Hobby-Bobbys" that climb into a tuned-up cop car and they think theyre Starsky & Hutch.... 8) 8) How come too during these shows when anyone is getting loaded into the back of a police wagon one of the cops always has to say.."mind yer head" as they get loaded into the van ?? watch the next one and youll see what i mean, sorry but id throw the scum in no matter what way i could
Africa...Land of my Birth...but ..oh how mt tits have been bored off with Natural World docs -_- Is there anything as boring as watching big Hefelumps walking through Savannah grasslands..errmm Nope ! Hows about natures "suicide cows"..Wildebeasts ? Every week youre guaranteed to see your screen filled with a stampede across the Serengheti..BORRRRING ! Hurry up and run into the river and get eaten up o
Meerkats..As much as i love them.. ..i cant see the point in watching them every single night on tv....a meerkats day---"They wake up after being cuddled up below ground..one poor bugger is chosen to stand high up in a tree as a distraction whilst the rest either feed, shag or knock the bolox outve the gang at the other end of the field....they regroup a few times for lunch then go to bed all cuddled up once more. only without the poor look-out who drew the short straw and has been eaten by an eagle .....Tell me how that can be shown every night for 3 weeks -_-
Soaps..omg soaps..who are they for ? Woman and Agoraphobiacs..h34r: Eastenders for example is on maybe every night of the week...but just incase you missed it cos you were crying over a dead meerkat is on for 20 hours on sundays... -_-
OOPs i got a go but ill finish with this...how come all the House buying progs are dominated by people wanting to move to Cornwall or Devon ? It must be better down there than i thought or maybe down South West they dont have televisions or Ant and fluffing Dec !
Mmmmmmm... just realised thats why the Wildebeasties all throw themselves into the rivers filled with crocs....to avoid soaps or Penny Smith :thumbsup:
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j hn
I wish tv was the way it used to be with a cross-section of dramas documentarys and sport, now its unwatchable for the average person .
Every week we see a new format of gameshow..either a general knowledg type or a so-called celeb dancing on ice or otherwise. Im danced outttttttt...i cant bear anymore ass-wriggling in lycra. Then like every other show it all ends in tears..whats all that about..."oh i just wanted to do my best..." Sorry you were shite and your ass looked like you wear nappies so why did you think of wearing lycra ? ..seeeeya !
Am i wrong..nope ! tears tears and more tears...tears when we win..tears when we get beat..tears for souveneirs ! No wonder as a nation we accept defeat in every aspect of life..sport..politics etc etc..The whinging has turned the Uk into a Nation of Crying bufoons ! Watch now that ive said and see how many crying-matches follow at the end of anything competitive on tv.
Cooking prorams ? Omg is it any wonder the Uk is the fattest country in the universe..is this all we do now.. cook and eat and get so fat that everywhere you walk people shout "oi fat arse..single file !"
Everyone thinks theyre Chef of the Year too. Add a bit of garlic or a herb of some kind and you think youre eligable for all the cooking competitions that we get bombarded with (w00t)Police docs..ofh ffsake how many more do we have to suffer ? Little "Hobby-Bobbys" that climb into a tuned-up cop car and they think theyre Starsky & Hutch.... 8) 8) How come too during these shows when anyone is getting loaded into the back of a police wagon one of the cops always has to say.."mind yer head" as they get loaded into the van ?? watch the next one and youll see what i mean, sorry but id throw the scum in no matter what way i could
Africa...Land of my Birth...but ..oh how mt tits have been bored off with Natural World docs -_- Is there anything as boring as watching big Hefelumps walking through Savannah grasslands..errmm Nope ! Hows about natures "suicide cows"..Wildebeasts ? Every week youre guaranteed to see your screen filled with a stampede across the Serengheti..BORRRRING ! Hurry up and run into the river and get eaten up o
Meerkats..As much as i love them.. ..i cant see the point in watching them every single night on tv....a meerkats day---"They wake up after being cuddled up below ground..one poor bugger is chosen to stand high up in a tree as a distraction whilst the rest either feed, shag or knock the bolox outve the gang at the other end of the field....they regroup a few times for lunch then go to bed all cuddled up once more. only without the poor look-out who drew the short straw and has been eaten by an eagle
.....Tell me how that can be shown every night for 3 weeks -_-Soaps..omg soaps..who are they for ? Woman and Agoraphobiacs..
h34r: Eastenders for example is on maybe every night of the week...but just incase you missed it cos you were crying over a dead meerkat is on for 20 hours on sundays... -_-OOPs i got a go but ill finish with this...how come all the House buying progs are dominated by people wanting to move to Cornwall or Devon ? It must be better down there than i thought or maybe down South West they dont have televisions or Ant and fluffing Dec !
Mmmmmmm... just realised thats why the Wildebeasties all throw themselves into the rivers filled with crocs....to avoid soaps or Penny Smith :thumbsup:
Over n Out
j
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