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A nice , calm and respectable lady went into the Pharmacy, right up to the Pharmacist.Looked straight into his eyes, and said, " I would like to buy some Cyanide."
The Pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need Cyanide?"
The lady replied, " I need it to poison my husband."
The Pharmacist 's eyes got big , and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy ! I can't give you Cyanide to kill your husband ! That's against the law ! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail ! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not ! You CANNOT have any Cyanide !"
The lady reached into her handbag and pulled out a picture of her husband
and the Pharmacist's wife.
The Pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, that's different, you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
(w00t)
The Pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need Cyanide?"
The lady replied, " I need it to poison my husband."
The Pharmacist 's eyes got big , and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy ! I can't give you Cyanide to kill your husband ! That's against the law ! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail ! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not ! You CANNOT have any Cyanide !"
The lady reached into her handbag and pulled out a picture of her husband
and the Pharmacist's wife.
The Pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well now, that's different, you didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
(w00t)
