Stupid Chrimbo Jokes

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt] What Christmas Carol is the favorite of parents? Silent Night.[/SIZE]

 

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?

Thanks, I'll never part with it !

 

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Because a little water ends both of them !

 

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

 

What did the big candle say to the little candle ? I'm going out tonight !

 

What happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !

 

How long does it take to burn a Christmas candle down ? About a wick !

 

What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ? You get tinsel-itus !

 

Why do mummies like Christmas presents? Because they're wrapped!

 

What did one Christmas Angel say to the other ? Halo there !

 

[nicky12]

[SIZE=30pt]CRAP :- " [/SIZE]

 

[ladyp]

Very good,Lady P :blink: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[hely]

[SIZE=30pt]CRAP :- " [/SIZE]

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[SIZE=21pt]cheeky old trout :- " [/SIZE]

 

merry chrimbo to you to nicky wicky (w00t)

 

[AnnSa]

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=30pt]AWFUL....[/SIZE]

 

[trac]

[SIZE=21pt]GOT TO AGREE WITH NICKY HELY....CRAP[/SIZE]

 

[Trish]

[SIZE=21pt]SERIOUSLY BORING HELY BELLY -_- -_- -_- [/SIZE]

 

[hely]

you lot are a bunch of bleeps :- "

my jokes are funny.................so there

 

[trac]

OH DEAR THINK HELY IS A BIT TETCHY TONIGHT :- "

 

[Flowerpot]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) :huggles: