Universal Truths
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when Your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to Have a fire in your back garden.
6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
7) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
8 ) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
9) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
10) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
11 ) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
12) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
13) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
14) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
15) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
16) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
19) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
20) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when Your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to Have a fire in your back garden.
6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
7) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
8 ) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
9) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
10) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
11 ) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
12) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
13) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
14) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
15) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
16) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
19) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
20) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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