Some Friday Funny's

[hely]

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A: A collie-flower!

Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?

A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"

Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

Q: What is the dogs favorite city?

A: New Yorkie!

Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?

A: Growlcho Marx!

Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?

A: "Well, doggone!"

Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: He stole the show!

Q: How can you tell if you have a stupid dog?

A: It chases parked cars!

 

[hely]

New Dog Cross Breeds

-- Have you heard about the new dog cross-breeds?

They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog.

They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever. The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers.

They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean.

They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work.

 

[hely]

Why do they call it PMS?

Mad Cow disease was already taken.

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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue.

 

[affieluver]

hely where do you get them from :lol: (w00t) :lol: (w00t) (w00t)

 

[hely]

lol, my mental sister sends me them (w00t)

 

[affieluver]

if shes as mental as youy say i want to meet her (w00t) i could do with some cheering up your posts never fail to make me laugh :lol:

 

[hely]

glad to be of use (w00t)

 

[AnnSa]