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The following article was orginally published in National Dog. The Ring Leader Way.

The show dog world was today thrown further into turmoil as it came to light that a prominent Championship show judge has been alleged to have displayed a high degree of independence and awarded a Best of Breed to a dog handled by a "non-face" exhibitor. It is also alleged that the dog had not been prominently advertised or owned by any one of the

pre-eminent kennels - it is affirmed that the dog indeed is a much loved family pet and only a part-time show dog.

The judge, who cannot be named for legal reasons, said he will strongly defend these scurrilous charges and has appointed Mr Lionel Hutz from Legal, Eagle, Beagle and Briefcase Ltd to defend the matter.

In a statement to the media, Mr Hutz said that he thought that although the judge had been a little indiscreet in his actions, the defence would rely heavily on a technicality within the rules of dog showing; that being, the interpretation that the best dog exhibited on the day should indeed win. The statement by Mr Hutz caused a flurry of activity within the ranks of the unnamed canine control body as they went through all old records and statue books to find if such a rule had ever existed.

In a statement for the unnamed canine body, a very important person, who may also be a member of a board, said that the role of a judge is to uphold the traditions of dog showing and not allow such basic and indiscriminate errors to occur. The matter would not be heard under the internal rules of any unnamed canine body but would by referred to the highest and most expensive court available. It is believed that the case could be settled within two years and costs should be no more than $250,000.

The swift action taken against this renegade judge should prove to exhibitors that despite the attempts of a few rabble-rousers and dissidents within the ranks of Championship Show judges, all was well and that they should not concern themselves. The very important person speaking on behalf of the unnamed canine body affirmed that shows would continue as normal and any more of the non-conformist judges in the future will find themselves facing similar charges.

More news as it becomes available.....
 
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This smacks of the trilogy of books (although I believe there is now a 4th!) by Margaret Duckett set around the dog showing scene!!!
 
They said this sort of thing could never happen? i'm so shocked thank god I got out of showing while it was straight? lol :- "
 
Mark Roberts said:
while it was straight? lol  :- "
I can assure you Mark that some of them are most definitely not 'straight' ........... and I certainly don't mean honest, darling, sweetie, lovey!!!
 
if I show again i'll crouch to stack the dog rather than bending then eh? lol :- "
 
Who would want to be `straight `any way . I must be `gay ` cos I only fancy men :b and my OH says he MUST be a lesbian , cos he only fancies women :p

But back to the `topic` . what a shame no name is mentioned :( , cos we could always go and watch next time they judge (w00t) :huggles:
 
Mark Roberts said:
They said this sort of thing could never happen? i'm so shocked thank god I got out of showing while it was straight? lol  :- "

STRAIGHT???????????? Some, please note I said "some" judges can not lay straight in bed. :oops:
 
JAX said:
But back to the `topic` . what a shame no name is mentioned  :( , cos we could always go and watch next time  they judge  (w00t)   :huggles:

LOL, if they are ever asked to judge again....... (w00t)

Lyd
 
Lydia ................... it's a joke, a spoof!!!!!
 
(w00t) I'm well aware the post is a spoof Dessie,I'm not that

thick :eek: ,although I am quite serious with my response, to Jax's reply :thumbsup: .

Lyd
 
That's the trouble with works of fiction, they make sense! :p

I think some of the stuff I have seen in show rings would be dismissed as fiction by any right thinking person...(I am ashamed to say)...bearing in mind I used to pay to be ignored :eek:

However, I do recollect a lady who was showing her dog in a very tight pair of (short) shorts...the judge kept getting her to move her dog again (nobody else was asked), though cant say he was influnced by this means of getting his attention as he never placed the dog. ;)
 
bappit said:
That's the trouble with works of fiction, they make sense! :p
I think some of the stuff I have seen in show rings would be dismissed as fiction by any right thinking person...(I am ashamed to say)...bearing in mind I used to pay to be ignored  :eek:

However, I do recollect a lady who was showing her dog in a very tight pair of (short) shorts...the judge kept getting her to move her dog again (nobody else was asked), though cant say he was influnced by this means of getting his attention as he never placed the dog. ;)

I doubt that he was looking at the dog! LOL (w00t) :oops:
 
Yes - but how nice of him to run her around so many times so he could look at what she had brought for him to see and then not place the dog! HA - I like this judge!
 
Further to the above shattering news, I have heard that a breeder - we shall call them "Breeder A" - was recently heard to comment favourably on a dog they did not own!

Furthermore, and incredibly, the dog did not belong to one of Breeder A's friends, was not about to be used at stud by Breeder A, and was the same breed as those in Breeder A's backyard!

Believe it or not, show folks.
 
& there is the story about a Judge that was struck by lighnting while in the ring. He died with a smile on his face. :blink: Seems that when the lightning "flashed", he thought someone was taking his photo. :D :D :D
 
Just Love it Cartman !!!!! L O L :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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