Mr. Hemlock likes toast and pate, and so does our old lurcher. Mr. H. saves his toast crusts for her. But this week, he has bought the Wrong Pate. That she doesn't like. Does anything look more woebegone than a lurcher who has just been given a toast crust with the Wrong Pate on it?
Honestly! You just can't get the staff these days.
Honestly! You just can't get the staff these days.