Riddles Of Alphabet

[trac]

Riddles of Alphabet

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?

A: B. (bee)

Q: What letter is a part of the head?

A: I. (eye)

Q: What letter is a drink?

A: T. (tea)

Q: What letter is a body of water?

A: C. (sea)

Q: What letter is a pronoun like "you"?

A: The letter " I "

Q: What letter is a vegetable?

A: P. (pea)

Q: What letter is an exclamation?

A: O. (oh!)

Q: What letter is a European bird?

A: J. (Jay)

Q: What letter is looking for causes ?

A: Y. (why)

Q: What four letters frighten a thief?

A: O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you!)

Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?

A: The letter "m".

Q: Why is the letter "T" like an island ?

A: Because it is in the middle of waTer.

Q: In what way can the letter "A" help a deaf lady?

A: It can make "her" "hear.

Q: Which is the loudest vowel?

A: The letter "I". It is always in the midst of noise

Q: What way are the letter "A" and "noon" alike?

A: Both of them are in the middle of the "day".

Q: Why is "U" the happiest letter?

A: Because it is in the middle of "fun".

Q: What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?

A: Alphabet = (26 letters)

Q: What relatives are dependent on "you"?

A: Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need "U".

Q: What is the end of everything?

A: The letter "g".

 

[June Jonigk]

You've obiously got too much time on your hands Trac :- "

 

[trac]

You've obiously got too much time on your hands Trac  :- "

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or maybe june im just to intellectual :- "

 

[peppermint lady]

:wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

somebody HELP my friend.................PLEASE :lol:

 

[trac]

:wacko:   :wacko:   :wacko: somebody HELP my friend.................PLEASE :lol:

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[Schmick]

You've obiously got too much time on your hands Trac  :- "

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or maybe june im just to intellectual :- "

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nar whot June said

 

[trac]

You've obiously got too much time on your hands Trac  :- "

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or maybe june im just to intellectual :- "

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nar whot June said

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[hely]

oh trac........your soooo funny (w00t) :teehee:

 

[June Jonigk]

Since Trac is trying to be intellectual - here's something for ya Trac

DID YOU KNOW?

Kissing under the mistletoe, our favorite sprig of green leaves and white berries, dates back to a 17th century English custom. At that time, a berry was removed every time a kiss was made, which meant there were no kisses when there no berries. We seem to have since forgotten about the berry removal - allowing us to fully concentrate on the kissing!

Another bit if useless information, although slightly interesting!! (w00t)

 

[trac]

Since Trac is trying to be intellectual - here's something for ya Trac
DID YOU KNOW? 

Kissing under the mistletoe, our favorite sprig of green leaves and white berries, dates back to a 17th century English custom. At that time, a berry was removed every time a kiss was made, which meant there were no kisses when there no berries. We seem to have since forgotten about the berry removal - allowing us to fully concentrate on the kissing!

Another bit if useless information, although slightly interesting!! (w00t)

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and here ends todays lesson :- "

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[jinnyfizz]

Do you remember the Benny Hill skit .................

I think he was playing a German in a restaurant asking for Ham and Eggs

F U N E M? (haf you any ham?)

V F M! (we haf ham)

F U N E X? (haf you any eggs?)

V F X! (we haf eggs!)

Sorry ................ getting bored waiting for my new sheep shelter to be delivered :lol: