RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD
TAOISM: s**t Happens.
HARE KRISHINA: s**t Happens. Rama Rama Ding Ding.
HINDUISM: This s**t Happened Before.
ISLAM: If s**t Happens Take a Hostage.
ZEN: What Is The Sound Of s**t Happening?
BUDDHISM: When s**t Happens, Is It Really s**t?
CONFUCIANISM: Confucias say: "s**t Happens".
7th DAY ADVENTIST: s**t Happens On Saturday.
PROTESTANTISM: s**t Won’t Happen If I work hard.
CATHOLICISM: If s**t Happens I deserve It.
JEHOVAHS WITNESS: Knock, Knock, "s**t Happens".
UNITARIAN: What Is This s**t?
MORMON: s**t Happens Again & Again & Again.
JUDAISM: Why Does This s**t Always Have To Happen To Me?
RASTIFARIANISM: Let’s Smoke This s**t!
TAOISM: s**t Happens.
HARE KRISHINA: s**t Happens. Rama Rama Ding Ding.
HINDUISM: This s**t Happened Before.
ISLAM: If s**t Happens Take a Hostage.
ZEN: What Is The Sound Of s**t Happening?
BUDDHISM: When s**t Happens, Is It Really s**t?
CONFUCIANISM: Confucias say: "s**t Happens".
7th DAY ADVENTIST: s**t Happens On Saturday.
PROTESTANTISM: s**t Won’t Happen If I work hard.
CATHOLICISM: If s**t Happens I deserve It.
JEHOVAHS WITNESS: Knock, Knock, "s**t Happens".
UNITARIAN: What Is This s**t?
MORMON: s**t Happens Again & Again & Again.
JUDAISM: Why Does This s**t Always Have To Happen To Me?
RASTIFARIANISM: Let’s Smoke This s**t!
