Poems For Men & Women

[hely]

[SIZE=21pt]WOMAN'S POEM [/SIZE]

Before , I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

[SIZE=21pt]MAN'S POEM[/SIZE]

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs

who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh!t.

(w00t)

 

[trac]

very good hely

 

[Painted Lady]

[SIZE=21pt]HMMMM.....WHAT CAN I SAY????? AS IT IS CHRISTMAS I WILL BE GENEROUS AND SAY .......................I LIKED THAT!!!!![/SIZE]

HELEN...I BLOODY LUV YA!!!

 

[nicky12]

:lol: good one :cheers:

 

[Flowerpot]

(w00t) (w00t) (w00t) (w00t) Love it !!!!!

 

[AnnSa]

 

[ladyp]

GOOD ONE,LADY P :thumbsup: