New breed

[Mad Murphy]

I dont know if anyone has seen this post going around on FB?

But if you google Melon wall dog you do get results!

 

[Kara 1]

They aren't usually family pets and are not for the faint hearted

 

[JudyN]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear... I'm impressed that when I searched for melon wall dogs Google managed to give me lots of results for Malinois - how did it know?

 

[Mad Murphy]

They aren't usually family pets and are not for the faint hearted

Not sure about these melon walls but the malinois is very popular as a pet here.

 

[Ari_RR]

Very popular as a police K-9 here...

 

[JoanneF]

Very popular as a police K-9 here...

Yes, especially in honey(dew) trap operations. Trying and failing miserably to think of more bad puns.

 

[JoanneF]

Oh, got another one - I wonder if they are in-port-ed (anyone else remember that rather unpleasant starter from the '80s?)

 

[Mad Murphy]

Yes, especially in honey(dew) trap operations. Trying and failing miserably to think of more bad puns.

They are often sent in on seedy operations?

 

[Mad Murphy]

They cant be used for herding sheep because they get melon-collie

 

[JudyN]

Or left out in the sun or they'll get a melonoma.

 

[JoanneF]

Oh, you are all so much better at this than me. Can we do fish next?

 

[JudyN]

Can we do fish next?

Not until I've told you how melon walls herd sheep. They run in circles round them - it's known as a canter-loop.

 

[JoanneF]

Genius ... pure genius! Far better than my poor, but gallia-nt attempts.

 

[JudyN]

You have to be careful what you feed them or they suffer terribly from Melonia Trumps.