Most are old, but still good for a smile 
Did I read that sign right?
> TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
>
>
> In a Laundromat:
> AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN
> THE
> LIGHT GOES OUT
>
> In a London department store:
> BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
>
> In an office:
> WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING
> IT
> BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
>
> In an office:
> AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE
> DOWN ON
> THE DRAINING BOARD
>
> Outside a secondhand shop:
> WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT
> BRING
> YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
>
> Notice in health food shop window:
> CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
>
> Spotted in a safari parkI sure hope so)
> ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
> ! !
> Seen during a conference:
> FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY
> CARE
> ON THE 1ST FLOOR
>
> Notice in a farmer's field:
> THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE
> BULL
> CHARGES.
>
> Message on a leaflet:
> IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
>
> On a repair shop door:
> WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
> DOESN'T WORK)
>
> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>
> stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
> even
> a chuckle). We all need a good laugh.
>
Did I read that sign right?
> TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
>
>
> In a Laundromat:
> AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN
> THE
> LIGHT GOES OUT
>
> In a London department store:
> BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
>
> In an office:
> WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING
> IT
> BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
>
> In an office:
> AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE
> DOWN ON
> THE DRAINING BOARD
>
> Outside a secondhand shop:
> WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT
> BRING
> YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
>
> Notice in health food shop window:
> CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
>
> Spotted in a safari park
I sure hope so)> ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
> ! !
> Seen during a conference:
> FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY
> CARE
> ON THE 1ST FLOOR
>
> Notice in a farmer's field:
> THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE
> BULL
> CHARGES.
>
> Message on a leaflet:
> IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
>
> On a repair shop door:
> WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL
> DOESN'T WORK)
>
> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
>
> stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
> even
> a chuckle). We all need a good laugh.
>
