IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:
On tv before i came to work a cop program was on tv ..how many times do you hear the police say "mind your head !" when they bungle somebody into a cop car or van ?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? i nearly bust the bloody thing..even tonight i did !
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why didnt Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw the gun at him? mmm....
how come john wayne pulled arrows clean through him front-to-back and we yelp like feck when removing a splinter ?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? surely that just to make fun of people like toyah ? oh i dunno maybe its my twisted mind :wacko:
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale and dfs dont have their final sale ?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? i know i do !
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead flys get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping trolley then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid bollox?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
john..an owner a dog a black monkey and a ferret..count them 4..which one of us has the afore mentioned illness ? :unsure:
On tv before i came to work a cop program was on tv ..how many times do you hear the police say "mind your head !" when they bungle somebody into a cop car or van ?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? i nearly bust the bloody thing..even tonight i did !
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why didnt Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw the gun at him? mmm....
how come john wayne pulled arrows clean through him front-to-back and we yelp like feck when removing a splinter ?
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? surely that just to make fun of people like toyah ? oh i dunno maybe its my twisted mind :wacko:
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale and dfs dont have their final sale ?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? i know i do !
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead flys get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping trolley then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid bollox?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
john..an owner a dog a black monkey and a ferret..count them 4..which one of us has the afore mentioned illness ? :unsure:
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