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Keith, always wear clean underpants, well i do as it so happens, took Ruth the hospital this afternoon, North staffs, massive place undergoing a massive refurb, anyways car parks choc a bloc, so i dropped Ruth off and shot down to Tescos, cream cakes to die for, i ended up treating missen to these as well,, loose fit with depth of gusset, 3 pairs £5 not bad eh
 
midlanderkeith said:
Keith, always wear clean underpants, well i do as it so happens, took Ruth the hospital this afternoon, North staffs, massive place undergoing a massive refurb, anyways car parks choc a bloc, so i dropped Ruth off and shot down to Tescos, cream cakes to die for, i ended up treating missen to these as well,, loose fit with depth of gusset, 3 pairs £5 not bad eh

Keith you nutter (w00t) I hope you realise I've had to endure your pet hate?? Reading something more than once :- "

TCx
 
your such a trendy bloke wearing them bloomers :lol:
 
:lol: im ever so sorry if my pic has been a massive turn on to you ladies :lol:

i can delete if u like, oh go on then, i will give you some time to print em off

love youuuuuuuuuuuu :cheers:
 
midlanderkeith said:
:lol: im ever so sorry if my pic has been a massive turn on to you ladies :lol: i can delete if u like, oh go on then, i will give you some time to print em off

                          love youuuuuuuuuuuu :cheers:

dont delete it yet keithy, i havent finished making the picture bigger :- "
 
I hope you're going to iron out some of the creases Keith - you wouldn't want them to chaffe your chumlies (w00t) :lol:
 
Keith, you were so excited, you over pressed your button, and posted this topic 3 times (w00t) I've deleted the others for you - now don't go getting carried away again :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
the excitement of new knickers ahe keithy :- "
 
shall i tell you why i bought those, and this is the truth, this morning, i took my monthly bath, :lol: gets undressed and put my gear on a chair outside the bathroom, ok gets out of bath , goes to get my clothes, no underpants, Jill had em on the settee downstairs, she had worried em to buggery, always had this thing about my cecks, she dunna bother with Ruths, i sometimes think she'd rather have my underwear than me

:cheers:
 
June Jonigk said:
Keith, you were so excited, you over pressed your button, and posted this topic 3 times  (w00t)   I've deleted the others for you - now don't go getting carried away again :lol:   :lol:   :lol:
pmsl here June, you luverly woman, its this damn comp, it hangs and i hate things as hang

thanks :cheers: :huggles:
 
highlight of the day i think, seeing keiths new pants :D

cant wait to tell everyone :D

hely when your finished making the photo bigger send it to me :- "
 
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Nice undies Keith! My dad don't even wear boxers and i know that coz i have to take the washing up and my mum always puts knickers and socks on the top and my dad has Y fronts :eek: .

So you is well trendy getting boxers , not calvin klien though are they :lol: :lol:
 
June Jonigk said:
I hope you're going to iron out some of the creases Keith - you wouldn't want them to chaffe your chumlies (w00t)   :lol:

(w00t) :lol: :lol: june what you like :p
 
very trendy keith (w00t)

wheres my egg custard :- " :lol:
 
glad i took my blood pressure tablets keith before reading this :lol: :sweating:
 
June Jonigk said:
I hope you're going to iron out some of the creases Keith - you wouldn't want them to chaffe your chumlies (w00t)   :lol:
:lol: :teehee: (w00t) :teehee: :lol:

Never heard 'em called that before!

Are we going to see you modelling them next Keith? :- "
 
k4tie-d said:
highlight of the day i think, seeing keiths new pants  :D cant wait to tell everyone  :D

hely when your finished making the photo bigger send it to me  :- "

yes of course i will, im having my copy put on canvas, its gonna look lovely hanging in the bathroom.............problem is i now have a picture of keithy getting out the bath in my head............need to go and lie down (w00t)
 
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