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Murphy calls 2 c his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
"Me feet r freezing mate,cud u nip upstairs and get me slippers"
"No bother" and runs up stairs. there r Paddys two 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their bed.
"Hello girls ,ur dad sent me up 2 shag ye both."
"f**k off ya liar" they said.
" ill prove it" says Murphy, so he shouts down the stairs,
"Both of them Pat?" "Of course, whats the use of f**king one!
"Me feet r freezing mate,cud u nip upstairs and get me slippers"
"No bother" and runs up stairs. there r Paddys two 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their bed.
"Hello girls ,ur dad sent me up 2 shag ye both."
"f**k off ya liar" they said.
" ill prove it" says Murphy, so he shouts down the stairs,
"Both of them Pat?" "Of course, whats the use of f**king one!
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