[SIZE=14pt]If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. [/SIZE]
(Hardly seems worth it.)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
[SIZE=14pt]A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. [/SIZE]
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
[SIZE=14pt]A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.[/SIZE] (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
[SIZE=14pt]The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.([/SIZE]Hmmmmmm......)
[SIZE=14pt]Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. [/SIZE]
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
[SIZE=14pt]An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. [/SIZE]
( I know some people like that..)
[SIZE=14pt]Starfish have no brains [/SIZE]
(I know some people like that too.)
[SIZE=14pt]Polar bears are left-handed[/SIZE]. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
[SIZE=14pt]Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. [/SIZE]
(What about that pig??)
(Hardly seems worth it.)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
[SIZE=14pt]A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. [/SIZE]
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
[SIZE=14pt]A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.[/SIZE] (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
[SIZE=14pt]The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.([/SIZE]Hmmmmmm......)
[SIZE=14pt]Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. [/SIZE]
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
[SIZE=14pt][/SIZE]
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
[SIZE=14pt]An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. [/SIZE]
( I know some people like that..)
[SIZE=14pt]Starfish have no brains [/SIZE]
(I know some people like that too.)
[SIZE=14pt]Polar bears are left-handed[/SIZE]. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
[SIZE=14pt]Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. [/SIZE]
(What about that pig??)