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Mexican Oysters
A big, macho Texan stopped at a local border restaurant at the end of a day roaming around in Mexico .
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah señor, you have excellent taste! Those are called 'Cojones de Toro' or 'Mexican Oysters'." They're the testicles of the bull from this morning's bull fight. We consider them delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'd like to try them. Bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, señor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning.. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are really delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Sí,Señor. Sometimes the bull wins."
A big, macho Texan stopped at a local border restaurant at the end of a day roaming around in Mexico .
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah señor, you have excellent taste! Those are called 'Cojones de Toro' or 'Mexican Oysters'." They're the testicles of the bull from this morning's bull fight. We consider them delicacy!"
The cowboy said, "What the heck, I'd like to try them. Bring me an order."
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry, señor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning.. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy."
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are really delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Sí,Señor. Sometimes the bull wins."
