Merry Christmas Officer

[midlanderkeith]

Oh dear, the lady has just this min gone, apparantley, someone fitting my description has been seen prowling the fields at 2 am, and have i got a lurcher, not me officer, here she is just leaving my home

 

[Lal]

Oh dear, the lady has just this min gone, apparantley, someone fitting my description has been seen prowling the fields at 2 am, and have i got a lurcher, not me officer, here she is just leaving my home

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[nicky12]

poor keith you dont half get some stick :huggles:

 

[midlanderkeith]

poor keith you dont half get some stick  :huggles:

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Not at all young lady, this is what i call stick, the last time i had a visit from a lady police officer was christmas 1981, reason being, i awoke to find my dear wife had passed away during the night aged 36, the visit just brought back memories for me thats all, my house was absolutely cramped by police cos of the nature of her death, i made friends with this policewoman, she visited me and my children on a daily basis, and even gave me her phone number should i ever need her, lovely lady full of compassion, i will never forget her

keith

 

[AnnSa]

Oh dear :lol:

 

[Jaydiiee]

REBEL haha (w00t)

 

[affieluver]

keith what are you like :lol:

 

[posh totty]

just saw this keith , as if you would be out in the fields at night :- " (w00t)

silly girl didnt she know jilly was a WHIPPET!!! pmsl

as for you with the police officer and your late wife , shows they aint all pen pushers and do have compassion, its good to hear :huggles:

 

[ladyp]

Oh dear,hope you don't get arrested for Christmas.Lady P :sweating: :sweating: