Man Over Board

[anslinmcg]

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were passengers on board The cross channel ferry when The Englishman fell into The sea.

The Scotsman shouted, 'man overboard, throw in a buoy', so The Irishman grabbed a little lad of eight and threw him overboard.

The Scotsman shouted, 'Not that sort of boy. I meant a cork buoy.'

'How The hell am I supposed to know what part of Ireland he comes from?' said The Irishman.

 

[hely]

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were passengers on board The cross channel ferry when The Englishman fell into The sea. The Scotsman shouted, 'man overboard, throw in a buoy', so The Irishman grabbed a little lad of eight and threw him overboard.

The Scotsman shouted, 'Not that sort of boy. I meant a cork buoy.'

'How The hell am I supposed to know what part of Ireland he comes from?' said The Irishman.

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mmm, 4 out of 10 for trying :teehee:

 

[trac]

:lol: better than hely's jokes:-"

 

[hely]

:lol: better than hely's  jokes:-"

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:blink:

 

[Schmick]

I liked it

 

[affieluver]

:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

 

[ladyp]

(w00t) I like that one :- " :- " :- "