Love In A Hot Climate

[zilloot]

:lol: It's been hot stuff in the Zoomzie household recently with Milly's discovery of Zoomie sitting writing love sonnets to Georgia...

Milly picked up her ostrich-quill pen and scribbled a few lines herself on the back of a biscuit wrapper....

There once was a black lab called Milly

Whose boyfriend was ever so silly

He flirted with a puppy

Who was ever so loverlee

And Milly got very jealous of his willy (sorry (w00t) )

It's a bit hard to explain the difference between a sonnet and a limerick to a labrador but we're working on it :lol:

Meanwhile, taking a break from his sonnet writing... where was Zoomie to be found?

These Italians have love to spare.... Zoomie da Cutie

 

[quintessence]

There once was an Iggie called Zoomie

Who was feeling all glum and gloomie

Should he go for the girl who made

his heart go with a whirl

or stay with his Milly who's so roomie

 

[wilfred]

There was a young Iggy called Zoomie

Young Georgia made his heart go "boomie"

But he still has the time

for Milly-Lab - so that's fine!

Cos his heart is so big and so roomy!!

:wub: :wub:

 

[EJW]

Meanwhile Georgy sits in the garden with a daisy playing Blue or Zoomie with the petals

But she won't tell anyone the result

 

[kris]

shes flirting with you zoomie!stick with milly lab!georgia will leave you for blue!(its worse than coronation street this!what with leeanns lover wanting her to go so he can install his ex wife frankie back again!) :blink: its complicated too!maria fancies tyrone again but he fancies his current flame.where will it all end? :unsure:

 

[Juley]

Now Georgia, its not the done thing

To keep both your loves on a string

So come on, be quick

You must take your pick

And give the winner a ring!

 

[posh totty]

now now zoomie

georgys heart is so roomy

theres lots of love for you

and lots of love for blue

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

apologies for poor attempt but done it quick! (w00t)

 

[zilloot]

(w00t) :lol: :lol:

Zoomie [SIZE=21pt]LOVES[/SIZE] all these 'poems' about him - they're brilliant!!!

He's jumping up and down on his bed shouting "MORE, MORE" in a fake Italian accent. He actually has an Oxfordshire bark.. deep and melodious in a sort of English-Sean-Connery-type fashion..... :lol:

.. apart from when he sees my neighbour's collie - then he screams like a girl.

 

[posh totty]

i think everyone enjoys the banter on these threads and everyone just needs to know just who georgia will chosse or will she just play the boys at their own game............................................................................

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......what will happen next???????? (w00t)

 

[posh totty]

zoomie what have you done to blue????? just got pizza and garlic bread and guess who pinched my garlic bread???????? think he must have sneaked a peek at what zoomie has been doing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rae]

Zoomie tried hard as a poet

He had to do well and he 'knowd' it

He had to impress

To be sure of sucess

With Georgia, and not blow it

While Milly tried equally hard

And pulled out her bestest trump card

She'd previosly found

If she lay on the ground

Zoomie could not resist her lard :b

(No offence to Milly-lab intended :lol: )

Is the neighbour's collie a male? If so perhaps Milly-lab should flirt with him to make Zoomie jealous :teehee:

 

[zilloot]

Zoomie tried hard as a poetHe had to do well and he 'knowd' it

He had to impress

To be sure of sucess

With Georgia, and not blow it

While Milly tried equally hard

And pulled out her bestest trump card

She'd previosly found

If she lay on the ground

Zoomie could not resist her lard  :b

(No offence to Milly-lab intended  :lol: )

Is the neighbour's collie a male?  If so perhaps Milly-lab should flirt with him to make Zoomie jealous  :teehee:  

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(w00t) :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Zephyr]

In Scotland lives an Italian himself

Known as Zoomie the little fawn elf

Now Zoomie loved Georgie

But what about porgy

Yes, Milly-lab's left on the shelf!! :huggles:

Oh, Milly, he doesn't mean it, really!! :* :huggles:

 

[quintessence]

Indecison had made him a loner

Georgie, mmmmmm should he phone 'er

or stay with his Lab,

who was equally fab,

Decision made - His first love's Fiona.

 

[urchin]

Oh my goodness thought Zoomie the bard

All this choosing one girlfriend is hard

Would a dog go to Hades

If he kept all his ladies

Lined up, nose to tail in his yard?

 

[wilfred]

These pomes (yes that's right, not poems, pomes) are brilliant!

 

[quintessence]

Zoomie's taken to rhyming I know

It's all since he went Best In Show

He strutted his stuff

Pretty much in the buff

for the man with the strong Afterglow

 

[Zephyr]

Wow, Jenny - you're on a roll now! More please!! :lol: :lol:

 

[kris]

these are brilliant!they should be compiled into a book! :thumbsup:

 

[zilloot]

Zoomie's taken to rhyming I knowIt's all since he went Best In Show

He strutted his stuff

Pretty much in the buff

for the man with the strong Afterglow

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(w00t) Oh that is EXCELLENT!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: