Let U Spray

[dawn]

GORDIE BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK.

 

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES.

 

HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.

 

HE GUIDETH ME TO THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

 

YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,

 

I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME.

 

BROWN HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,

 

MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,

 

SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.

 

FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS

 

OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.

 

I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH,

 

I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

 

BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG

AND BROWN WAS A TREE.

 

[dana]

amen to that lol

 

[Myfairlady]

Halleluya! (no idea if that's spelt right, but you know what I mean!)

 

[Debbie b]

Amen too