Joke

[June Jonigk]

Had this sent in an email today - thought it worthy of passing on!

WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).

HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

WIFE:

- - silence - -

HUSBAND:

F * ck ....

 

[Painted Lady]

thats crap june.....oh hell you are a mod arent ya.....

[SIZE=21pt]IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! LOVE IT (w00t) [/SIZE]

 

[~Sally~]

(w00t) :lol: :lol:

 

[Trish]

(w00t) :lol: :lol:

 

[AnnSa]

:lol: :thumbsup:

 

[meddling]

My word, they're all such creeps on here...unllike me, say it as it is

Was Rubbish June and very very old :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[trac]

My word, they're all such creeps on here...unllike me, say it as it is












Was Rubbish June and very very old :lol:   :lol:   :lol:

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but not as old as june :- "

:sweating:

 

[June Jonigk]

My word, they're all such creeps on here...unllike me, say it as it is
Was Rubbish June and very very old :lol:   :lol:   :lol:

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that's probably why I'd never heard it - me being such a youngster - you oldies have been around so long - no wonder you've heard them all! :teehee:

 

[meddling]

My word, they're all such creeps on here...unllike me, say it as it is
Was Rubbish June and very very old :lol:   :lol:   :lol:

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that's probably why I'd never heard it - me being such a youngster - you oldies have been around so long - no wonder you've heard them all! :teehee:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :huggles:

 

[Painted Lady]

sorry juney..didnt mean to be cheeky..cheer up hun

 

[June Jonigk]

sorry juney..didnt mean to be cheeky..cheer up hun

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Where did you get that picture of me?

I must put me teeth in next time :lol:

 

[meddling]

sorry juney..didnt mean to be cheeky..cheer up hun

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Where did you get that picture of me?

I must put me teeth in next time :lol:

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