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40 gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transits and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying.

"I've got 40 pikeys here. Can I let them in?".

God says "We are over our quota on pikeys, go out and tell them to

choose between them which are the 12 most worthy and I will let the

dozen in".

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the blower to God again.

"They've gone", he tells God

"What?" says God "all 40 of them?".

"No, the gates " replies St. Peter

:teehee:
 
hely said:
40 gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transits and caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying.

"I've got 40 pikeys here. Can I let them in?".

God says "We are over our quota on pikeys, go out and tell them to

choose between them which are the 12 most worthy and I will let the

dozen in".

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the blower to God again.

"They've gone", he tells God

"What?" says God "all 40 of them?".

"No, the gates " replies St. Peter

:teehee:


Hi hi. My mum would have liked that one.
 
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