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> Doctor's Surgery
>
> This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's why you are there, and
> you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is
> embarrassing.
>
> There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
> her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients is. I know
> most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
> handled it.
>
> An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
> desk....
>
>
>
> The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for
> today?'
>
>
>
> 'There's something wrong with my penis', he replied.
>
>
>
> The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a
> crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
>
>
>
> 'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
>
>
>
> The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
> room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
> your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor
> in private.'
>
>
>
> The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
> strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'
>
>
>
> The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
>
>
>
> The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'
>
>
>
> 'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.
>
>
>
> The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
> advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
>
>
>
> 'I can't **** out of it,' he replied.
>
>
>
> The waiting room erupted in laughter.
>
> This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's why you are there, and
> you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is
> embarrassing.
>
> There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell
> her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients is. I know
> most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
> handled it.
>
> An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
> desk....
>
>
>
> The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for
> today?'
>
>
>
> 'There's something wrong with my penis', he replied.
>
>
>
> The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a
> crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
>
>
>
> 'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
>
>
>
> The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
> room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with
> your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor
> in private.'
>
>
>
> The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
> strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'
>
>
>
> The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
>
>
>
> The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'
>
>
>
> 'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.
>
>
>
> The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
> advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
>
>
>
> 'I can't **** out of it,' he replied.
>
>
>
> The waiting room erupted in laughter.
