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A FROG GOES INTO A BANK AND APPROACHES THE TELLER. HE CAN SEE HER NAME IS PATRICIA WHACK.
HE SAY'S MISS WHACK,I'D LIKE A $30,000 LOAN TO TAKE A HOLIDAY.
PATTY LOOKS AT THE FROG IN DISBELIEF AND ASKS HIS NAME..THE FROG SAYS HIS NAME IS KERMIT JAGGER,HIS DAD IS MICK JAGGE!R,AND THAT IT'S OK,HE KNOWS THE BANK MANAGER.
PATTY EXPLAINS HE WILL NEED SOME COLLATERAL TO SECURE THE LOAN. THE FROG SAY'S SURE,HAVE THIS,AND PRODUCES A TINY PORCELAIN ELEPHANT.
VERY CONFUSED, PATTY TAKES THE ELEPHANT TO GO SPEAK WITH BANK MANAGER..
SHE EXPLAINS TO BANK MANAGER THAT THERE'S A FROG CALLED KERMIT JAGGER OUT THERE,WHO CLAIMS TO KNOW HIM,AND WANTS TO BORROW $30,000,AND USE THIS ELEPHANT AS COLLATERAL.
TO WHICH THE MANAGER REPLIES.....
IT'S A KNICK-KNACK, PATTY WHACK, GIVE THE FROG A LOAN,,,,HIS OLD DADS A ROLLING STONE!!!
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HE SAY'S MISS WHACK,I'D LIKE A $30,000 LOAN TO TAKE A HOLIDAY.
PATTY LOOKS AT THE FROG IN DISBELIEF AND ASKS HIS NAME..THE FROG SAYS HIS NAME IS KERMIT JAGGER,HIS DAD IS MICK JAGGE!R,AND THAT IT'S OK,HE KNOWS THE BANK MANAGER.
PATTY EXPLAINS HE WILL NEED SOME COLLATERAL TO SECURE THE LOAN. THE FROG SAY'S SURE,HAVE THIS,AND PRODUCES A TINY PORCELAIN ELEPHANT.
VERY CONFUSED, PATTY TAKES THE ELEPHANT TO GO SPEAK WITH BANK MANAGER..
SHE EXPLAINS TO BANK MANAGER THAT THERE'S A FROG CALLED KERMIT JAGGER OUT THERE,WHO CLAIMS TO KNOW HIM,AND WANTS TO BORROW $30,000,AND USE THIS ELEPHANT AS COLLATERAL.
TO WHICH THE MANAGER REPLIES.....
IT'S A KNICK-KNACK, PATTY WHACK, GIVE THE FROG A LOAN,,,,HIS OLD DADS A ROLLING STONE!!!
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