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Three women; one engaged, one married and one a mistress are

chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That

night, all three will wear a leather bodice (S&M style), stilettos and a

mask over their eyes.

After a few days, they meet again. The engaged girlfriend said,

"The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the

leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He looked at me and said:

'You are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night

long."

The mistress said, "Me too; the other night, I met my lover in

the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask

over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he did not say

anything.....but we had wild sex all night."

The married one said, "The other night, I sent the kids to stay

at my mother's. I got myself ready; leather bodice, super stilettos and

a mask over my eyes. My husband came back from work, opened the door and

said: 'Alright, Batman, what's for dinner?' " (w00t)
 
(w00t) :lol: :lol: love it :thumbsup:
 
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hely said:
Three women; one engaged, one married and one a mistress arechatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That

night, all three will wear a leather bodice (S&M style), stilettos and a

mask over their eyes.

After a few days, they meet again. The engaged girlfriend said,

"The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the

leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He looked at me and said:

'You are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night

long."

The mistress said, "Me too; the other night, I met my lover in

the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask

over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he did not say

anything.....but we had wild sex all night."

The married one said, "The other night, I sent the kids to stay

at my mother's. I got myself ready; leather bodice, super stilettos and

a mask over my eyes. My husband came back from work, opened the door and

said: 'Alright, Batman, what's for dinner?' "  (w00t)

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Whats s&m style
 
midlanderkeith said:
hely said:
Three women; one engaged, one married and one a mistress arechatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That

night, all three will wear a leather bodice (S&M style), stilettos and a

mask over their eyes.

After a few days, they meet again. The engaged girlfriend said,

"The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the

leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He looked at me and said:

'You are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night

long."

The mistress said, "Me too; the other night, I met my lover in

the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask

over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he did not say

anything.....but we had wild sex all night."

The married one said, "The other night, I sent the kids to stay

at my mother's. I got myself ready; leather bodice, super stilettos and

a mask over my eyes. My husband came back from work, opened the door and

said: 'Alright, Batman, what's for dinner?' "   (w00t)

Click to expand...
Whats s&m style

Click to expand...
dont rightly know :- "
 
hely said:
midlanderkeith said:
hely said:
Three women; one engaged, one married and one a mistress arechatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That

night, all three will wear a leather bodice (S&M style), stilettos and a

mask over their eyes.

After a few days, they meet again. The engaged girlfriend said,

"The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the

leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He looked at me and said:

'You are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night

long."

The mistress said, "Me too; the other night, I met my lover in

the office and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask

over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he did not say

anything.....but we had wild sex all night."

The married one said, "The other night, I sent the kids to stay

at my mother's. I got myself ready; leather bodice, super stilettos and

a mask over my eyes. My husband came back from work, opened the door and

said: 'Alright, Batman, what's for dinner?' "   (w00t)

Click to expand...
Whats s&m style

Click to expand...
dont rightly know :- "

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Oh yes you do rightly know you bugger :lol: what you lot must remember is that im a typical English gent, and a prude one at that when it comes to reading stuff like above, i remember the days when i had to ask the young ladies fathers, if i could take em out for the evening, and told to av em back by 8 oclock, not as much as a kiss, but now, these days its nowt but downright debauchery, its not long back i found out what dogging was, cos some couple in a transit van waved to me, bloody disgusting, oh i wish i was young again :lol:
 
She got it wrong Keith she meant m&s.

Marks and Spencers where ya boxers come from :thumbsup:
 
Oh yes you do rightly know you bugger what you lot must remember is that im a typical English gent, and a prude one at that when it comes to reading stuff like above, i remember the days when i had to ask the young ladies fathers, if i could take em out for the evening, and told to av em back by 8 oclock, not as much as a kiss, but now, these days its nowt but downright debauchery, its not long back i found out what dogging was, cos some couple in a transit van waved to me, bloody disgusting, oh i wish i was young again

such a gentleman keithy :)

 

 

not sure what dogging is either o:)
 
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