What we find is that we cringe at 12 out of these 15 Christmas Riddles, but smile at the other 3.
* A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
* What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
* She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
* A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
* With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
* Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
* Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
* When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
* The man who fell into an upholstery factory is now fully recovered.
* You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
* He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
* Every calendar’s days are numbered.
* A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
* Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
* A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
* What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
* She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
* A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
* With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
* Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
* Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
* When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
* The man who fell into an upholstery factory is now fully recovered.
* You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.
* He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
* Every calendar’s days are numbered.
* A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
* Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.
* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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